#1
Say, a friend asks you to go somewhere, but you just really don't want to go...and the only way out of it was too lie.

what would you say?

Eg: mmm sorry matie, my grandma died and i really don't think i have the will power to go on to the John Farnham Concert.

maybe something more imaginative than that.

and if you guys have any different situations, do tell.
#2
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#3
a friend is making a lie bag and one of his is to get out of homework.

It goes as said : "My legs were uh.. Choped off"
#6
We are all just alittle bit.. its impossible to tell the truth, Don't say no cause that's a lie itself.
#7
tell him ur grounded? tell him ur family is having ppl over and u have to entertain guests? easy
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#8
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with his sister. then you wont have to worry about more john farnham concerts
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#11
wow i didnt read that he asked u to go to a john farnham concert. man u should go hes a reaaaly good singer and hes gunna die soon lol. trust me professional concerts = fun
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#14
I'm sorry, I need to take a raincheck - sorry, I don't feel like explaining, not at this moment anyway. Listen, I'll catch you later. Maybe another time.
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#15
*move up close to him*
Dude, did you try to touch my penis?!?
I'm totally not going to that concert with you
#16
If you really don't want to go, why not tell him that? I mean, if you're actually friends he should know better than to be upset over you not wanting to do something, and if you aren't really good friends anyway, it's even less of a deal? ...
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#18
no no no u have to act like ur bummed that your not allowed to go, cos u have to look after family friends or cousins or an old friend who u havnt seen in years is coming over. and act all sad when u tell him
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#19
I don't need to lie to anyone infact. i made this thread to see some reply's and maybe future uses. I would never lie to a friend.

No one asked me to go to a john farnham concert...... but if it were free, i would go just to see his backing band, which are quite amazing session musicians.
#20
Dunno, if its a sexual situation and you don't wanna go, which is unlikely because of all the horny pubescent kids on here then you could use the classic Homer Simpson line "I'm not gay, but I'll learn", otherwise, I dunno...