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#1
Share your stories- how much you hate them, how annoying they are, how stupid they look, how parents always make you get them, how schools make you get them, and how all we want is independence.

I got a haircut yesterday because I have graduation pictures tomorrow. IT SUCKS.



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#2
I used to get my hair cut on a weekly basis, totally shaven head. Now I have long hair and even my parents agree it looks a lot better.
#3
I haven't had a haircut in about 4 years. Though I have gotten it trimmed, but that's alright, cause I usually get bribed with cake, sometimes pie.
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#4
I used to have longish hair. I still do (when I can't be bothered to cut my hair like now), however, as you grow up you realise what a dick you used to look like with long hair when you were younger.
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#7
at our school we are aloud any hair style, as long as no students complain about it. so its cool. i have my hair short now, got it cut a few weeks ago. never having it long again. look like a right twat
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#8
I had a gay guy cut my hair... needless to say it was the best haircut of my life
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#9
School makes me cut my hair if it's below the shoulders...my hair is pretty curly though so it never goes that long unless it's wet.

Haven't cut my hair since last May...
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at our school we are aloud any hair style, as long as no students complain about it. so its cool. i have my hair short now, got it cut a few weeks ago. never having it long again. look like a right twat


So, if I was a student at your school and I said your haircut looked gay, does that give the school the right to force you to get another haircut?

Honestly, that post doesn't make much sense. Why would a student complain about a haircut?
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#12
my hair used to be log-ish then my hair got shaven with the wrong grade!!! never had my hair cut since
#13
I think haircuts are a fantastic thing. I havn't cut in 2 months though as I prefer my hair longer.
#14
I just had my hair cut down pretty damn much. It will be a decent length in a week though. I've got to admit i like being able to play around and style it.
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School makes me cut my hair if it's below the shoulders...my hair is pretty curly though so it never goes that long unless it's wet.

Haven't cut my hair since last May...

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#17
My hair wasn't long like most of you guys' is, but it was in my eyes and covering my most of my ear- so that qualifies for "haircut time!!". It sucks. I did get a gay guy to cut my hair at Supercuts- buy my mom kept insisting that I get it cut shorter because she's cheap and doesn't want to spend $14 on a haircut and then have to go back for more later.

It looked great before she barged in.

I think just about everyone on UG hates my mom now- if you know what happened last time with her
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My hair wasn't long like most of you guys' is, but it was in my eyes and covering my most of my ear- so that qualifies for "haircut time!!". It sucks. I did get a gay guy to cut my hair at Supercuts- buy my mom kept insisting that I get it cut shorter because she's cheap and doesn't want to spend $14 on a haircut and then have to go back for more later.

It looked great before she barged in.

I think just about everyone on UG hates my mom now- if you know what happened last time with her

What happened?

I want a gay guy to cut my hair, no one ever gives me a serious answer when I ask what I should do with my hair
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#19
Man, if I could find a reliable gay guy to cut my hair, I'd totally get it styled.
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#20
It seems there is great demand for gay hair...cutters. Whatever they are called these days. Hmmm. All I have to do now is become gay and learn to cut hair and the big bucks will be rolling in.

PS. Yeah, haircuts are no fun.
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#22
A general rule of thumb: If a man is cutting hair, but isn't a barber, he's gotta be gay.


At least that's what we've been telling a friend of mine who wants to be a hairdresser
#23
i like getting my hair cut

for a start, it's good for your hair to get a trim, and stops it going all skanky and split-ended and dry.

and plus, what could be better than falling asleep for a couple of hours while you get your hair played with and cut into a sexy new style?
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#25
Seriously, quit complaining. It's not that bad. I usually get haircuts once every 1-2 months. I like keeping it short.
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#26
i havent had a haircut since the end of may, but i got a trim about a month ago. i hate hair cuts cause the last 5 i have got, they all looked gay. last time the lady cut the front and sides way too short and it was all uneven but she didnt touch the back so it looked like i had a mullet. after that i got 2 trims to even out my hair. trims are good once in awhile to get rid of split ends and shit. so ya, haircuts = shit.
#27
Seeing as my hair isn't very metal-ish, i get it cut about every month.
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#29
mines down to my shoulders now, but i want it down to like my mid back. I HATE haircuts everytime i get one the old guy fu.cks it up. i seriously looked gay the last time he cut it
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#30
School has a strict dress code againts hair.

-Hair cannot touch shoulders
-Hair cannot go past half of the ear
-Hair cannot go below the eyebrows

Well, my hair goes down to about 1-2 inches off of my shoulder, 3 inches off of half of my ear and 2-3 inches down to my eyebrows...

I'mma get caught soon .

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#32
If anyone here goes to a school that has strong christian values and makes them cut their hair, show them the part in the bible where it says men should all have long hair, in Exodus I think its close to the part where it says bad stuff about homosexuality.
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So, if I was a student at your school and I said your haircut looked gay, does that give the school the right to force you to get another haircut?

Honestly, that post doesn't make much sense. Why would a student complain about a haircut?


well it's meant in the sence of "it's allowed as long as it doesn't distract anyone."
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#35
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If anyone here goes to a school that has strong christian values and makes them cut their hair, show them the part in the bible where it says men should all have long hair, in Exodus I think its close to the part where it says bad stuff about homosexuality.

I do.


It doesn't have anything to do with the Christian morals...It's more on the school's appearance. They don't want other people to see my school as a some type of degrading matter. It's quite stupid really, because we're starting to get uniforms next year.


Really, all their trying to do is get more money and care less on the views of the students.
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#36
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get over it, its just hair.


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i like my hair shorter, so it stays out of my eyes and i dont look emo. the last chick who said i should grow out my hair to look emo, i punched in the face.
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i like my hair shorter, so it stays out of my eyes and i dont look emo. the last chick who said i should grow out my hair to look emo, i punched in the face.


you punched a chick ?
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#38
My hair is shoulder length and I cut my bangs about chin length, just because it makes headbanging much easier during shows. I haven't had my hair short for about 5 years now, going into a salon sucks. I cut my own hair now, and it doesn't really look any different from shelling out $10 for some bitch who can't shut up to do it for you.
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yeah, with my penis. i penis punched her.
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#40
I get my hair cut at a salon and on a regular basis.. I don't see how you can go years without a cut , isn't your hair in shit condition?

Im not gay, I just like to take pride in my appearance is all. Besides, getting it cut is relaxing, and at my hairdressers, they give you a glass of beer while you are waiting
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