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my mom just opened the door and then when i clicked it off, she got suspicious. she didnt look at it now, but she will once i get off..... what should i do??
#3
What?
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#4
delete your history?
Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.

That's the proof of your incompetence, right there.
You lack the qualifications to exercise free will.
#5
Smash your PC with a sledgehammer- because even if u delete the history all the files are there in some shape or form.
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#7
Delete cookies and history. She won't be able to access your accounts or see where you been.
#8
tools>internet options>clear history
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#9
What are you talking about?
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#10
Crap Cleaner
or if firefox -
Tools>Clear Private data>tick all>enter

Hey presto

If you use Internet Explorer (weirdo)
google crap cleaner
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#12
my dad once did something where he could view every image ive seen on the internet from the past month..................it was a bad day for me
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#13
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OR instead of destroying the computer,

Destroy her.

haha one step ahead i see
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I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Quote by _Mayday_
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I heard the same thing . Sorry i'm in a spammy mood 2day
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Quote by _Mayday_
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!


I remember that That was pissed
#18
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my dad once did something where he could view every image ive seen on the internet from the past month..................it was a bad day for me


Thats easy to do. This is why you must also delete temporary internet files.
#19
Just be honest about it.

"Mom, I need to Fuck. This is as close as I can get right now, so don't stand in my way. Oh, and can I touch your boobies?"


Worked for me.
#20
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haha one step ahead i see

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#21
Happens to me all the time. *still wonders on what's going on*
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#22
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The only way of surviving the pit my friend.


Y'argh, 'tis true, 'tis true...
#23
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Just be honest about it.

"Mom, I need to Fuck. This is as close as I can get right now, so don't stand in my way. Oh, and can I touch your boobies?"


Worked for me.

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#24
Quote by Discouraged
Just be honest about it.

"Mom, I need to Fuck. This is as close as I can get right now, so don't stand in my way. Oh, and can I touch your boobies?"


Worked for me.



Straigt shotacon action I see, I hope she was at least your stepmom
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#27
So, you were watching porn...Big deal. It's not like every kid your age with access to the internet isn't doing it.
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#28
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Straigt shotacon action I see, I hope she was at least your stepmom


Who cares what I used to call her? Now she's the mother of my children.
#29
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#30
You should've deleted that history item right then an immediately replaced it by searching Wikipedia for "Greek literature" or "Civil War poets."


But you didn't.


So now you're screwed.
#31
Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving
home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a
glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very
irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me --
and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
#32
He didnt even say what he was actually doing.
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#33
Quote by _Mayday_
Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving
home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a
glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very
irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me --
and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?


Raiden... I decided to apologise for last week... It's just you know they're cutting the wages, and I need to pay a lot of money for the divorce settlement.. So I just wanted to say, sorry for borrowing that quarter from you at lunch.
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#35
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TS is a she guys...


Did this thread just get sexier?
#36
You guys didn't know?
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#37
Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't...I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room...How should I put it, it was like they were... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

Raiden, the sea lice are getting fat on your rations. Shake the equipment window to get rid of the bugs.
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Quote by _Mayday_
Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't...I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Rosemary's room...How should I put it, it was like they were... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

Raiden, the sea lice are getting fat on your rations. Shake the equipment window to get rid of the bugs.


Was it just me that got TOTALLY freaked when Raiden got captured and was being probed?
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