#5
Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.
#7
Christ you could make a fur coat with those eyebrows.

Also I don't see why the school shouldn't let him have that pic. Sure school policy is zero-tolerance on weapons, but from what I see he didn't take that picture at school.
#8
aahaha his eyebrows are enourmous! and that is pretty gay (the school)
#9
Quote by garett
Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.

We'll end up wearing uniforms made of bubble wrap!
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Quote by garett
Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.


/me beats garett to death with his kevlar body-armour
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#14
Quote by garett
Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.


Wouldn't surprise me.
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lets guess how many times he's gotten laid...

my guess: -2

hehehehe that was funny
#17
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lets guess how many times he's gotten laid...

my guess: -2




How can he get laid -2 times?
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lets guess how many times he's gotten laid...

my guess: -2


So he's stopped two other people from getting laid? Not only is he a complete sad act, but he's an absolute tosser as well
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#19
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How can he get laid -2 times?


out of the blue two women have denied him without him even asking.

or what kakult said.
#21
Quote by garett
Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.

amen
#24
What a cool guy.


I don't see anyone making a fuss if he was banned from posing with a gun. I'm not too bothered. I don't see how it removes his right to free speech but I can see the argument for not allowing people to pose with lethal weapons in the yearbook.
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#25
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So he's stopped two other people from getting laid? Not only is he a complete sad act, but he's an absolute tosser as well



hahaha i dont know why, but that made me laugh
#26
I wish I was like him, he is my idol.


Been growing me' brows for 20 yarns now.
#27
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He'll never win in court. You just can't take a guy with two huge brows seriously.

so you'd take him more serious if he had one giant eyebrow and one normal one?

didn't think so
#28
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so you'd take him more serious if he had one giant eyebrow and one normal one?

didn't think so


#29
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He'll never win in court. You just can't take a guy with two huge brows seriously.

i have huge eyebrows /cries
#30
I'm sorry, but The middle age's were the shittest time in history in terms of living standards, politics and social development. Why the hell would you want to re-enact it?

Sueing the school for ''In response, the Agin family is suing the school for restricting free speech.''


I thought they banned his medieval weapon, not him talking out liking medieval stuff .
If they win that case, I'll be shooting someone.
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Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.


eventually they'll chop are hands and legs off or make us wear mittens.
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Sueing the school for ''In response, the Agin family is suing the school for restricting free speech.''


I thought they banned his medieval weapon, not him talking out liking medieval stuff .
If they win that case, I'll be shooting someone.
The picture was already taken. It's not about protecting other kids from a potentially dangerous weapon, it's about controlling the kind of "message" the school wants to portray in their yearbook.

They're demanding that he get the picture retaken so that it not feature the sword. That has nothing to do with physical safety and everything to do with controlling a message.

Of course whether or not that's a "free speech" issue is entirely open for debate. It is the school's yearbook, after all, and some might argue that they have every right to decide what kind of content is contained within. On the other hand I assume it's a public school and so we're talking about a government establishment, not a private organization. I have no idea where that one falls.
#34
< at most of the responses in this thread.
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#35
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Yeah this "zero tolerance on weapons" thing is getting out of hand. A pen or pencil can be used as a weapon. So can a fork. So can a belt etc. etc.

So next they're going to ban pens and pencils and switch to laptops until a student clubs another with a laptop and then they'll ban laptops.

Shortly after every school will have padded walls in the classrooms and students will be required to wear full kevlar-reinforced body armor to protect from injuries while at school.

Thats exactly what I was thinking.
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#37
The only thing I get from reading that entire article is......why the **** would ANYONE want to be remembered as the kid who dressed up as a knight for his yearbook picture? Even if he does get the picture into his yearbook, he'll probably be regretting it in the years to come.
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#38
In the kid's defense, that sword is totally ****ing awesome looking.

The chainmail, cool as it may be, is a bit over the top.


And before people start busting my balls, I write Fantasy stuff. So although I would never wear that shit in public, I still think it's pretty sweet that his mom can MAKE that. I mean ****, I wish I could make a sword.
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