I don't believe this guy.

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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.

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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
s hit on my d ick?
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when enough rednecks start talking about how awesome it is, that's when it's defined as classic rock.
haha and eww if i got shit on my dick id have something to say...something like well you shit so you got to clean it up...then you owe me some oral bitch
wow what a made up story.. i guess it was kinda funny, but i never laughed out loud at it, or even chuckled...
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It was dark in the room (I was not smart or sober enough to leave the lights on for the camera), so after I looked down it took me a few seconds to realize that my dick, balls and groin area were covered in a viscous black liquid. I stopped moving and stared at my strangely colored crotch for a good 5 seconds, completely confused, until I realized what happened:

"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"

I've read these before, absolutely hilarious.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

that was f.ucken funny to me ^^
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your moms an is

I thought it was funny, but it would be interesting to see how she did get home.
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.

Hehe. I saw the link somewhere on the pit, read it, and thought it deserved it's on thread. I'm glad some people thought it was funny. I sure did!
Tucker Max has way better stories than this one. Give his site a good read.
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Read the absinthe donut story. Best. Story. Ever.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

I knew what this was going to be before I opened the thread...weird

Anywho, that site makes me lol, I was up in the wee hours of the morning reading it one time
i loved the lube bit. brilliant
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If he doesn't use a gameshark, it's not cheating.

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yeah i remember reading this story LONG ago. still great though.
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