Ok, so, I was bored, and decided to open the Yellow Pages to a random page. I got the "scaffolding" section, and saw this huge advert saying, "ENSURE YOUR NEXT ERECTION IS IN SAFE HANDS". Try it out, and post any funny ads you might find.
This won't work.
Only because everyone is too lazy to get their phonebooks.
Yeah, it may just be a matter of luck, and everyone else will just get boring shit, so maybe we should just forget I ever made this thread....
The phonebook is good if you are drunk and have a phone.