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#1
Since no one seems to be listening to my warning about spamming this thread, it has been decided that there will not be any awards this year. Way to go you bunch of Posers
Last edited by somepunkkid at Jan 16, 2007,
#2
ERrmm... Why don't you wait until the UG awards in June or so?

1. TBA
2. greety
3. Mr. President
4. TBA
5. irishmatt1992
6. lol @ metal forum couples
7. With Oden on Our Side
8. A UGer's riff/song? If so, Jaaaa's song in the "Metal UGer Duels" thing got me pretty hard.
9. TBA
10. Metal Captions
11. TBA
12. Strawberry Rhubarb, duh.
13. TBA
14. TBA
15. Me.
16. Spynal
SUPER BOWL XLVIII
D E N V E R B R O N C O S vs. S E A T T L E S E A H A W K S
Last edited by Pan-Tallica at Jan 16, 2007,
#3
Punk forum is doing it now. so im hoping on the bandwagon

1.Best User
Nelsean

2. Best Mod
Unfathomable_bo

3. Best Noob
Insideac

4. Funniest User
Cody_SG

5. Biggest Retard
TBA

6. Best Couple
Dyres Eve and LedZeppelin

7. Best Album
Agalloch - Ashes Against the Grain

8. Most boner inspiring riff
TBA

9. Biggest Dissapointment
TBA

10. Best Thread
Metal Java Chat

11. Best Moment
The current Bo avatar invasion

12. Best Tasting Pie
Pumpkin

13. Best New Phrase
TBA

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
Cody_SG

16. Most Talented User
Spynal
Last edited by somepunkkid at Jan 15, 2007,
#4
Ah, fair enough... I guess it's a decent idea to do it at the end of the year, or the beginning of a new one.

Anyway, yeah, I'll add more to my post eventually.
SUPER BOWL XLVIII
D E N V E R B R O N C O S vs. S E A T T L E S E A H A W K S
#5
Hahaha I think I did this last year or 2 years ago, counting votes was such a pain in the ass.
Quote by HuckIt
My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#6
1.Best User
Snyper
2. Best Mod
Snyper
3. Best Noob
Snyper
4. Funniest User
Snyper
5. Biggest Retard
Snyper
6. Best Couple
Snyper
7. Best Album
Snyper
8. Most boner inspiring riff
Snyper
9. Biggest Dissapointment
Snyper
10. Best Thread
Snyper
11. Best Moment
Snyper
12. Best Tasting Pie
Snyper
13. Best New Phrase
Snyper
14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Snyper
15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
Snyper
16. Most Talented User
Snyper
My sig is better than yours
#7
1.Best User

grave

2. Best Mod

bo

3. Best Noob

dont know

4. Funniest User

mr. president

5. Biggest Retard

necrolust

6. Best Couple

me and mike

7. Best Album

of 2006? amesoeurs - ruines humaines

8. Most boner inspiring riff


9. Biggest Dissapointment

Drudkh - songs of grief and solitude

10. Best Thread

metal captions

11. Best Moment

N/A

12. Best Tasting Pie

****'in pecan

13. Best New Phrase

nigg'er cun't

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music

?

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

morbid_death

16. Most Talented User

?
#8
1.Best User
TBA

2. Best Mod
SNYPA'!!!

3. Best Noob
insideac

4. Funniest User
TBA

5. Biggest Retard
Mike

6. Best Couple
The pedaphile Alonso and his jail bait, 15 year old

7. Best Album
With Oden On Our Side

8. Most boner inspiring riff
From UG, or an album???

9. Biggest Dissapointment
TBA

10. Best Thread
The closed metal chat thread :SYNPA'!!!:

11. Best Moment
The avatar silly stuff going on

12. Best Tasting Pie
Rainbow Sky Pie

13. Best New Phrase
Alba-core AxC

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
TBA...maybe someone that doesn't play anything

16. Most Talented User
Spynal
All Hail! The Kala-Kala Chieftain!
Last edited by CodySG at Jan 15, 2007,
#9
1.Best User

somepunkkid :p

2. Best Mod

Snyper

3. Best Noob

the guy who posted that really kvlt thing in the old metal chat thread a little while ago

4. Funniest User

CodySG

5. Biggest Retard

TBA

6. Best Couple

unfathomablebo and greety

7. Best Album

Blah...I haven't heard crap from '06 But I did hear that Pestilence released something on Roadrunner with a bunch of old songs + 6 live songs, so that even though I haven't heard it.

8. Most boner inspiring riff

Cynic - How Could I (shortly after the intro)

9. Biggest Dissapointment

Dream Theater - Octavarium. I heard it only about a month ago and really...sad.

10. Best Thread

It's always been The Metal Chat thread, namely the one that got deleted recently.

11. Best Moment

The avatar heist happening now

12. Best Tasting Pie

Cherry

13. Best New Phrase

Buttsecks...by far.

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music

morbid_death :p

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

Whoever thinks that here. No clue who though.

16. Most Talented User

insideac There's a bunch really.
I've found Jesus
Last edited by Contraband at Jan 15, 2007,
#10
1.Best User
Dyers (for the captions and tabs threads)

2. Best Mod
is it safe to answer this?

3. Best Noob
jimmytheripper

4. Funniest User
Greety

5. Biggest Retard
irishmatt1992

6. Best Couple
Alonso and 15 y/o corset wearer

7. Best Album
Way to close to call

8. Most boner inspiring riff
Not Unlike the Waves

9. Biggest Dissapointment
Katatonia

10. Best Thread
Metal Captions

11. Best Moment

12. Best Tasting Pie
Cherry

13. Best New Phrase
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
insideac

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

16. Most Talented User
Insideac or Spynal
#11
Quote by somepunkkid

6. Best Couple
Dyres Eve and LedZeppelin


Quote by HuckIt
My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#12
12. mr. norris's famous apple pie
Gear

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Mesa/Boogie Dual Rectifier Solo head and matching 4x12 cab

Hendrix dunlop Wah

TS-7 tube screamer
#13
For all the awards...Casualty01.

That's right bitches..I'm back!!
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i hate you mer der. i hope you get a boner and accidently fall on it.


Quote by rocknrollstar
Excuse my stupidity , but what is a urethra ?

Im guessing anus.
#14
1.Best User
Dunno lol.

2. Best Mod
Nelsean lol.

3. Best Noob
insideac lol.

4. Funniest User
CodySG lol.

5. Biggest Retard
CodySG lol.

6. Best Couple
Me and Mike lol.

7. Best Album
Eluveitie's - -Spirit lol.

8. Most boner inspiring riff
Dunno =/ lol.

9. Biggest Dissapointment
Chat thread deletion. lol.

10. Best Thread
Chat thread mk II creation lol.

11. Best Moment
There is a lot of em lol.

12. Best Tasting Pie
Kvlt and a pinch of gr1m pie lol.

13. Best New Phrase
Rofl Rofl @ teh Waffle lol.

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Anyone in the metal forum who can push themselves...

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
Dunno lol.

16. Most Talented User
Can't say. A lot of you guys are talented.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#15
Did you mean to type "lol" at the end of 14 of those?
Quote by HuckIt
My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#16
lol.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#17
Du bist nicht Deutsch? Warum sprichst du Deutsch dann? Ich bin 1/3 Deutsch, so ich soll nicht sprechen. Auf Wiedersehen!
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The term grammer nazi is from the camps in the lolocaust made by Adrofl Hitlol...


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Be sure to rape the blue note (augmented 4th). Rape it hard and exploit it like the skank it is.


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#18
1.Best User
Spynal

2. Best Mod
Greety

3. Best Noob
tba

4. Funniest User
Kirkising

5. Biggest Retard
isdeac

6. Best Couple
isdeac - codysg

7. Best Album
Agalloch – ashes against the grain

8. Most boner inspiring riff
what???? Blackbirds – amon amarth

9. Biggest Dissapointment
none

10. Best Thread
Recommendation thread

11. Best Moment
Of UG? When the metal forum got cleaned up.

12. Best Tasting Pie
I hate pie

13. Best New Phrase
Stfup! (to the question)

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Jaaaa

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
isdeac

16. Most Talented User
Spynal
I was here for a while.

Then I was gone.

Now I'm back cause Obama.
#19
If there was a 'best avatar' category, i would own so hard and you fu[ckers know it.


1.Best User- Mingles

2. Best Mod- Snyper

3. Best Noob- Insidiac

4. Funniest User- CodySG

5. Biggest Retard- night_lights

6. Best Couple- alonso (insidiac) and his young girl

7. Best Album- Arcturus- Sideshow Symphonies

8. Most boner inspiring riff- Agalloch- Not Unlike the Waves

9. Biggest Dissapointment- Metal chat thread closed

10. Best Thread- metal chat

11. Best Moment- opeth thread name change

12. Best Tasting Pie- pumpkin

13. Best New Phrase- FTW

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music- spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all- Unfathomable Bo

16. Most Talented User- Spynal
Youtube covers

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#20
1.Best User - Insideac/Greety

2. Best Mod - Greety

3. Best Noob - Insideac

4. Funniest User - CodySG/Greety

5. Biggest Retard - necrolust

6. Best Couple - N/A

7. Best Album - Blood Mountain

8. Most boner inspiring riff - Insideac's Black Dahlia Cover

9. Biggest Dissapointment - When Greety Banned Me

10. Best Thread - Metal Chat Thread MkII

11. Best Moment - Avatar Theft

12. Best Tasting Pie - Cherry

13. Best New Phrase - Buttsecks

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music - Spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all - CodySG (Sorry man lmao)

16. Most Talented User - Greety
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Last edited by Seth Shadows at Jan 15, 2007,
#21
1.Best User
No clue.

2. Best Mod
rofl :SNYPER:

Sorry Nelsean, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for a filthy colon cleaner... :p

3. Best Noob
Hmmm...No clue.

4. Funniest User
rofl Icarus

5. Biggest Retard
No clue.

6. Best Couple
Dyer's and Bo

7. Best Album
Amesoeurs - Ruines Humaines

Strongly, strongly reccommended.

8. Most boner inspiring riff
Agalloch - Hallways of Enchanted Ebony starting at about 1:25

9. Biggest Dissapointment
Dream Theater's Octavarium...

10. Best Thread
Motherfuckin' Chat!

11. Best Moment
No clue.

12. Best Tasting Pie
Pie is shit.

13. Best New Phrase
*reported*

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
No idea.

16. Most Talented User
Insideac
Last.fm

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS
AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAMS
#22
Quote by Snyper
1.Best User
Snyper
2. Best Mod
Snyper
3. Best Noob
Snyper
4. Funniest User
Snyper
5. Biggest Retard
Snyper
6. Best Couple
Snyper
7. Best Album
Snyper
8. Most boner inspiring riff
Snyper
9. Biggest Dissapointment
Snyper
10. Best Thread
Snyper
11. Best Moment
Snyper
12. Best Tasting Pie
Snyper
13. Best New Phrase
Snyper
14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Snyper
15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
Snyper
16. Most Talented User
Snyper



This man knows quality right here
- Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
- Don't do to others what you wouldn't like others to do to you.
- Live and let live.
- Always tell the truth.
- If someone looks at you, just give them a nice smile they won't soon forget
#23
1.Best User
CodySG or IbaRGnez321

2. Best Mod
Snyper

3. Best Noob
Why am I here so much!?! . I say tarem

4. Funniest User
CodySG

Tarem, he cant spell my username -_-

6. Best Couple
The infamous Alonso and 15 y/o couple

7. Best Album
Mors Principium Est - Liberation = Termination


8. Most boner inspiring riff
Black Dahlia Murder - Statutory Ape, the part where they sing "Oh, oh mother war...", its beautiful.

9. Biggest Dissapointment
Casualty going bonkers

10. Best Thread
Metal Chat

11. Best Moment
TBA

12. Best Tasting Pie
Pumpkin

13. Best New Phrase
kvlt or gr1m

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
Spynal

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
SGRocker0791

16. Most Talented User
Insideac >_> <_< Nah I cant do that. Ill say uh...VonDoom
#24
Quote by SorrowIsMe
This man knows quality right here

i didnt even read my own response, i thought they were all best user type things
i guess i'm the best album too though
My sig is better than yours
#25
1.Best User : Garden of grey/nelsean doppleganger

2. Best Mod : Bo

3. Best Noob : tarem

4. Funniest User : Icarus (kicking me in teh chats for liking floyd roses)

5. Biggest Retard : Icarus (kicking me in teh chats)

6. Best Couple : Alonso and his underage girlfriend rofl (thanks codysg for finding an answer to this lol)

7. Best Album : NONE !!!

8. Most boner inspiring riff : Something from a porno i suppose

9. Biggest Dissapointment : Blizz getting banned by a guy who posted tubgirl 2 weeks later

10. Best Thread : Metal chat thread

11. Best Moment : me morphing with nelsean (lolol)

12. Best Tasting Pie : pumpkin

13. Best New Phrase : n/a

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music : Alonso and his hyperactivity

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all : Mike, ever if he was the worlds new best ambient funeral dark drone doom composer, only like 3 people listen to that shit roffle

16. Most Talented User : Spynal
#26
^lmao at 15. hahahahha mike
Youtube covers

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#27
Geez! Don't teh Deeds get any lurve?

Nobody knowwws dah trubble I Seeeeeeeen....


Last.fm

WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS
AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAMS
#28
Quote by garden of grey

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all : Mike, ever if he was the worlds new best ambient funeral dark drone doom composer, only like 3 people listen to that shit roffle


rofl
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PSN name: sixty5days
#29
1.Best User : Nelsean

2. Best Mod : Snyper

3. Best Noob : tarem (to the forum)

4. Funniest User : Icarus

5. Biggest Retard : Insideac

6. Best Couple : me and my nigger hating son of a jewish man

7. Best Album : Sodom - Sodom

8. Most boner inspiring riff : some generic black or death metal riff that's been overdone 1,000,000 times (or Wormphlegm - Epejumalat Monet Tesse Muinen Palveltin Caucan Ja Lesse)

9. Biggest Dissapointment : Blizz getting banned by a guy who posted tubgirl 2 weeks later

10. Best Thread : Metal chat thread

11. Best Moment : me owning Spynal on the java chat

12. Best Tasting Pie : apple

13. Best New Phrase : "cuntcheese" (classic stuff right there)

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music : morbid

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all : morbid

16. Most Talented User : me, obv.
My Last.FM page. Add me!

Quote by severed-metal
I frequent so many big dick forums it's ridiculous


PSN name: sixty5days
#30
Quote by mydadisjewish & kirkisking


15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

morbid_death


I'm an electrician. What is it that you poofs do?

going to school/uni doesn't count, which rules out 97% of this 'community' from currently having a career.

1.Best User
me

2. Best Mod
me

3. Best Noob
none

4. Funniest User
me

5. Biggest Retard
everyone except for me

6. Best Couple
rum and I

7. Best Album
Possessed - Seven Churches

8. Most boner inspiring riff
one from Possessed - The Exorcist

9. Biggest Dissapointment
this forum

10. Best Thread
any that I make (and I never make any)

11. Best Moment
everytime I post

12. Best Tasting Pie
steak, bacon and gravey

13. Best New Phrase
"I'm a metalhead"

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music
lol

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all
see above

16. Most Talented User
me
Shadilay.
#31
^silly n00bazoraus^
haha jk, jk, jk
dont kill me
EDIT: V lol, but according to md, neither is uni V
Last edited by xolax at Jan 16, 2007,
#33
Why are people putting me in couples?

Fuckers.

I'll post the poll later if I can be arsed.
LAMMERGEIER
Disclaimer: Dyer's Eve can not be held responsible for the loss of time spent or the insult to your aural senses as a result of exploring this link
#34
Quote by morbid_death
I'm an electrician.


Youtube covers

[url="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrJumboHumbo[/URL"]
#36
Quote by insideac


3. Best Noob
Why am I here so much!?! . I say tarem

4. Funniest User
CodySG

Tarem, he cant spell my username -_-




i wasn't talking about you

>_>

<_<
I was here for a while.

Then I was gone.

Now I'm back cause Obama.
#37
Stop spamming this thread

Now accepting nominations for the following category

1.Best User

Metal ink girl She teaches me spanish

2. Best Mod

bo, greety is never around lololol

3. Best Noob

tarem

4. Funniest User

Bo.

5. Biggest Retard

Mike

6. Best Couple

Morbid_death and tarem

7. Best Album

Hard one... Echaton comes to mind

8. Most boner inspiring riff

Something of With oden on our side.

9. Biggest Dissapointment

tba

10. Best Thread

Metal chat

11. Best Moment

The immortal convo between me and greetzors

12. Best Tasting Pie

tba

13. Best New Phrase

Vosloo

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music

Tarem

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

Spynal

16. Most Talented User

Metal ink girl
#38
1.Best User

TBA

2. Best Mod

ha I cant answer that

3. Best Noob

Necrolust

4. Funniest User

Dyers eve (me being the only one who gets his jokes)

5. Biggest Retard

Irishmatt1992

6. Best Couple

Morbid death and greety from new years

7. Best Album

Ahab

8. Most boner inspiring riff

Cry of the Blackbirds

9. Biggest Dissapointment

Maiden live

10. Best Thread

Im proud of the rec thread

11. Best Moment

everyone pissed as a fart at new years

12. Best Tasting Pie

Pork (British pies are different to American pies)

13. Best New Phrase

Fooking pommies

14. Most Likely to Have a Career in music

Spynal/Insideac/Jaaaa (tough choice)

15. Most Likely not to have a Career at all

This ones too mean

16. Most Talented User

Davidian/uhhhhhhhh/Spike/metal matt (toughie again)
#39
Quote by Snyper
i didnt even read my own response, i thought they were all best user type things
i guess i'm the best album too though


You also appear to be a couple, the most boner inspiring riff and the most disappointing.
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