Poll: Who will beat up who?
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My dad will beat up your dad
83 50%
Your dad will beat up my dad
29 18%
My cousin's friend's brother will beat you up
53 32%
Voters: 165.
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#1
lol does anyone here remember in primary school people used to say stuff like "my dad will beat up your dad" or "my cousin will beat up your cousin"

well, lets find out who would win......with a poll!

P.S. no need to tell me what a stupid thread it is, i already know
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#4
I remember in elementary school there was this one loserish kid that would always threaten us with the "I'm gonna get my big sister to beat you up." or the ever popular "you're not coming to my birthday party now."
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#5
Once when my friends and I were playing in the sandpit arguing, I said "OH YEAH?! My grandad has muscles as big as a house!!"
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#6
In my school we said, "My God can beat up your God!"


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#7
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No in preschool for my friends it was "my penis can beat up your penis"


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#8
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I remember in elementary school there was this one loserish kid that would always threaten us with the "I'm gonna get my big sister to beat you up." or the ever popular "you're not coming to my birthday party now."


Awwww..that was me. No one ever went to any of my birthday parties
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#10
in primary a guy accually got his sister to beat me up lol then she stole my bike... it was sad at thetime but funny now
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#11
I always fondly look back on the days of "my tongue will lick your ballsack".

Ahh....
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#13
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in primary a guy accually got his sister to beat me up lol then she stole my bike... it was sad at thetime but funny now

lmao!
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#14
i remember a comedian who had a skit about that.

then the kids at school would be like my dad can beat up your dad, adn id say well yah, my dads in a wheel chair. i wish i could remember the guys name.
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#15
I could just imagine Jesus saying that to someone.
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#16
In my school we did "My little sister is gonna beat the shit out of your's..." because we thought it'd be funny to see.
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#18
my dads gonna make love to your dad
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#19
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my dads gonna make love to your dad


ohhhhhhhhhh lol
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#20
well i voted for your dad, my dads an overworked trucker with a bad back who is smaller than me. hoorah!
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#21
the most common one where i lived was "yeah well my dad's the sheriff and..." or "my dad is going to beat you up!"
#22
My gaydar just exploded.


excellent! that means you are no longer able to share you opinions about things being gay
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#24
My dad is big (6'4"/193cm, 385lb/175kg), but he has a bad back and a diabetic. Your dad would probably beat him up...

... but I'll whoop all your asses!
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#25
some kid once said to me and my mate im gonna get my uncle to beat you up he's in prison
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#26
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i remember a comedian who had a skit about that.

then the kids at school would be like my dad can beat up your dad, adn id say well yah, my dads in a wheel chair. i wish i could remember the guys name.


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#27
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I remember in elementary school there was this one loserish kid that would always threaten us with the "I'm gonna get my big sister to beat you up." or the ever popular "you're not coming to my birthday party now."



lol...i told a kid he wasnt coming to my birthday party because he pinched me and he told the dinnerlady that i wouldnt let him come to my party, for you in america thats basically a woman who stands in the playground and watches so you dont do anything bad
#28
I remember one similar one.

"I'll be your friend forever..." I got that a lot.

Edit: btw, I wasn't short of friends...
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#29
I was only talking about this the other day to my friend.

Typical conversation:

"My dad is like 90 years old"
"so my dads 100"
"I was only joking my dad is really 102" etc etc.

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#30
'My 105034539-strong Pikey family can beat up your 105034539-strong Pikey family' was probably the phrase of choice around here. Bloody pikey scum...

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#31
"My big brother is going to beat you up!!!"
"Well my aunt is a cop!!"
"So is my dad!!!"
"Well...so is my aunt!"
And so on...
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#32
lulz at this thread, many memories.

'My 105034539-strong Pikey family can beat up your 105034539-strong Pikey family' was probably the phrase of choice around here. Bloody pikey scum...




Are you really a pikey??

Cuz that would be extraordinary seeing as you have the internetz.
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#33
Was a Pikey
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#34
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lulz at this thread, many memories.





Are you really a pikey??

Cuz that would be extraordinary seeing as you have the internetz.


No, I'm not a pikey. There's just a lot of them around here and I hate them all. This isn't a blind generalisation, as I have my reasons.
#35
yeah but chuck norris will kick both their asses with one roundhouse kick to the face.
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#36
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No, I'm not a pikey. There's just a lot of them around here and I hate them all. This isn't a blind generalisation, as I have my reasons.


So a pikey is a gypsy or what?
#37
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So a pikey is a gypsy or what?


Gypsies and pikeys are different. Gypsies are the nice Romani folk. Pikeys are filthy gutter rats that live in caravans and live by mugging, stealing and pillaging. They are often aggressive and bad-mannered, and have no respect for anyone. They also tend to have massive inbred families.
#38
Lol. My dad might be 64 years old, but he benches roughly 300-400 pounds, or somewhere around 160-170 kilos. And he weighs 145 pounds, or 66 KGs.
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#39
I dont have a dad I was planted
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#40
It wasen't our dads... In my school it was my moms boobs are bigger than your moms boobs.
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