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#1
Ok I got high Every single day last week. now next saturday, I'm getting a blood and urine test. will the marijuana show up, and if it does will they tell my parents or will i get screwed somehow.

Thanks alot in advance.
#2
yes, you will get screwed. by a large german named hanz



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#4
drink a shitload of cranberry juice and water, like seriously DON'T stop drinking eithr all week. it'll hopefully clean out most of it. but i doubt it'll work. how many hits did you take total?
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#5
like i had 4 blunts total

EDIT: The purpose of the drug test is to see how my protein is but will they tell my parents if they find weed
#6
Why are you getting a blood and urine test? If it was for work, or something like that in which you knew months in advance that it will happen ,and you smoked weed anyway, then you are a total dumbass and deserve whatever comes your way. Nothing personal.
#7
If they do a drug test, and it tests positive for drugs, they won't tell your parents, don't worry about it.


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#8
u wont get cought if its been a week and if u do say that the day u got the test there were ppl smokeing at school at u were around them lol because it would be that hight after a week
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#10
Ok drink lots of water and cranberry juice, then if they give you a piss test contaminate it with a pubic hair and keep drinking the aformentioned fluids until the next test.
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#11
if its administered by a doctor, i think he has to do doctor-patient confidentiality...but if your underaged im not so sure, he may have to tell your legal gaurdians
#13
I just thought of something else. If you're really really screwed you could smugle someone else's pee into the test and just put that in. It'd be pretty gross, but it would be safe.
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If they do a drug test, and it tests positive for drugs, they won't tell your parents, don't worry about it.


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how do you know this?
#17
i think that if they are testing for protein, then they don't use the same equipment they would to test for thc, so they won't find out. If i'm wrong, though, you're probably ****ed
#19
pot stays in your blood for approximately 25-30 days. your ****ed.
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#21
Don't do drugs? That might help.
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#22
If they're looking for protein, why would they look for drugs? Unless the "protein" is a cover story to take you off guard... How long ago did you know about this test?
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#23
in australia if your over 14 then they cant tell your parents unless you say, so it might be similar in america
#24
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in australia if your over 14 then they cant tell your parents unless you say, so it might be similar in america

Pretty much everything is 18 in America regarding freedom from parents.
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#25
Pissing it out is a myth. I'm sorry to say it buddy, but it just won't work. If its not actually for a drug test, the doctor shouldn't tell your parents(Doctor-Patient confidentiality I believe covers that). I'd say your best bet is to just come clean to the doc.
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#26
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If they're looking for protein, why would they look for drugs? Unless the "protein" is a cover story to take you off guard... How long ago did you know about this test?


the doctor told me today, because i needed a physical. but shhe said i need another blood test because the last time i got one was last year, so yeah..
#27
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in australia if your over 14 then they cant tell your parents unless you say, so it might be similar in america


This is America. No chance minors have nearly as much rights as in Australia.
#28
Why are they taking the test? Just to test for protein, like at the doctors? Did they say they were going to test for drugs and what reason did they give? Because, every test they do costs money and takes time, so if they're checking for protein, they aren't going to do all the other tests (like a drug test). If they have some reason to check for drugs and are going to, just drink a lot of water all week. It might work, it might not, but it won't hurt. Plus, it's not like this is for a job or anything, who cares if your parents find out that you smoke weed. They probably did too when they were your age.
#29
well...for one thing cranberry juice protects against Urinary Tract Infections. it DOES NOT clean your pee. The quickest way to get drugs out of your system is to exercise a lot and keep your metabolism going. When you smoke pot it gets synthesised into a metabolite and stored in your fat.

If they are checking protein out they will not drug test you.
#30
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if its administered by a doctor, i think he has to do doctor-patient confidentiality...but if your underaged im not so sure, he may have to tell your legal gaurdians

Uh, there's no such thing as Doc-Patient confidentiality in the medical practice. In Psychiatric study, though, thats different.
#31
theres some kind of pill or vitamin you can take to cover it up for a couple of hours. i forgot what it was. google it and try to get some, otherwise your f*cked right up the a*s
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#32
its just to check up on how my blood is and shit like that. they never said anything about drugs. I'm just sayin if its possible for them to find out if i do have drugs in my system. It's deffinately not a drug test.
#33
borrow your friends piss?

yeah tell your friend.
" hey man can i have your urine?, ..... i need it..."

LMAO!!!
hahahaha

just an idea..
#34
i think you should tell your parents before hand. then tell us what happens before they take your computer so we can laugh.
#36
hahahah, **** ass.

your boned, like a skinny white guy who dropped the soap in a federal prison.
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#37
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Uh, there's no such thing as Doc-Patient confidentiality in the medical practice. In Psychiatric study, though, thats different.


Stupid dickweed know what your talking about. In all medical practices, not just psychiatric, there is doctor-patient ocnfidentiality.
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#38
From what I've heard about pot staying in your body, you're pretty screwed.
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#39
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its just to check up on how my blood is and shit like that. they never said anything about drugs. I'm just sayin if its possible for them to find out if i do have drugs in my system. It's deffinately not a drug test.



Then it wont show up, they do certain tests to your urine to check for THC, if there doing standard tests that you would need in a physical, then your safe.
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#40
Weed can stay in your system up to a week, but you do have doctor patient confidentiality. Just like if a girl wants birth control the doc can't tell her parents. Same situation should apply to this ... the thing is drugs are illegal. So I'd say you're in trouble.
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