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#1
Fuck UG! This place is so stupid!

Everywhere I go, I see a dumbass.


A noob.


Or, an outright cunt.


I've had it. I can see why Casualty01 left. This IS a shitfest!


Oh, yeah, if there's any cool motherfucker out there, email me. You know how.


If some asshole mod bans me, it will just prove my point.


All the mods are here for is their own gratification. They're all pricks. They do things for their own gain, no one elses. Think about all the times you've seen a mod do something mean or bad. That's right. Countless times.


Are you really happy here? The fact that I've amassed over 700 posts makes me realize what a hellish place this really is. I've spent so much time helping people, and what do I get?


Nothing.


I don't care anymore. I don't fucking care.


Oh and by the way, the whole "I'm Mike, lespaul_rental's dad" thing was a total fake. So you can "lock the thread" like your pre-pubescent, virgin vaginas so desire.


In fact, those porn ads were the only good that I got from this site for the long-term. At least I could jerk off once.





And there was the "UG Pic Thread"





And then there was popapez.





Thanks for all the sex tips!





I'm probably going to get banned for this, so goodbye, UG. Goodbye to all the cool people. To all you fuck faced mods who are going to ban me, go for it. I don't care now, do I? Fuck you all!!!!
#5
Account suicide without porn?

Lame.
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#7
ha, what a fag
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#10
*Reported* If you post two minutes after this your gonna be banned, so don't.

EDIT: That goes for everyone.
Soon you will sit on the bench
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#13
Quote by lespaul_rentals
Fuck UG! This place is so stupid!

Everywhere I go, I see a dumbass.


A noob.


Or, an outright cunt.




i see what your talking about with this very thread
#16
I think somebody needs to get shitfaced tonight. Maybe have a get a little pussy? Or some anal action, whatever rocks your boat. How 'bout some weed? I bet some good ol' boy on UG will sell you some over the net. Basically, what I'm trying to say is...
#18
okay wait, you're saying **** ug but if a mod bans you, it'll just prove your point that mods are pricks. okay, so this thread is warrant enough for a banning? i mean, if you dont want to be here and hate the site so much then why would you bother. you act as if no one has said any of those things before. i can imagine you sitting there all these things running through your head like 'OH MAN! WAIT TIL THEY HEAR THIS! IM GONNA PWN THEM!' when in all reality, people come and people go. it's not a big deal.
BIIGFTJ?
(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
#19
Wait.


Who are you? and why should we care?


Edit: I'll ban you, because you're terrible attempt to insult and even slightly grasp the concept of vicious language has failed. This the best you can come up with for your little tirade? Kinda a testament to the concept of irony.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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Last edited by theguitarist at Jan 15, 2007,
#21
Quote by lespaul_rentals
Fuck UG! This place is so stupid!

Everywhere I go, I see a dumbass.


A noob.


Or, an outright cunt.


I've had it. I can see why Casualty01 left. This IS a shitfest!


Oh, yeah, if there's any cool motherfucker out there, email me. You know how.


If some asshole mod bans me, it will just prove my point.


All the mods are here for is their own gratification. They're all pricks. They do things for their own gain, no one elses. Think about all the times you've seen a mod do something mean or bad. That's right. Countless times.


Are you really happy here? The fact that I've amassed over 700 posts makes me realize what a hellish place this really is. I've spent so much time helping people, and what do I get?


Nothing.


I don't care anymore. I don't fucking care.


Oh and by the way, the whole "I'm Mike, lespaul_rental's dad" thing was a total fake. So you can "lock the thread" like your pre-pubescent, virgin vaginas so desire.


In fact, those porn ads were the only good that I got from this site for the long-term. At least I could jerk off once.





And there was the "UG Pic Thread"





And then there was popapez.





Thanks for all the sex tips!





I'm probably going to get banned for this, so goodbye, UG. Goodbye to all the cool people. To all you fuck faced mods who are going to ban me, go for it. I don't care now, do I? Fuck you all!!!!

Yo man if you do end up getting banned I just wanna say Thanks for giving me tips in the Relationship thread.
And yea this place is filled with degenerates and such.

Peace Bro.
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#23
k, you have my undivided attention.
BIIGFTJ?
(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
#25
Quote by The Master Plan
Yo man if you do end up getting banned I just wanna say Thanks for giving me tips in the Relationship thread.
And yea this place is filled with degenerates and such.

Peace Bro.


You are welcome. Talk to me on messenger.

IThinkImABigDeal [at] ultimate-guitar [dot] com
#26
I'm just waiting for you to read my post mate.

I honestly don't know why you don't just leave if you hate it here so much.


Edit: Unless you object col?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#27
Quote by lespaul_rentals
You are welcome. Talk to me on messenger.

IThinkImABigDeal [at] ultimate-guitar [dot] com

Your avatar looks like he's having the biggest wankfest.
#28
EVERYONE

Watch...watch as people become wise.


They will make a nooby a mod.


But the true do-gooders rot in hell known as the FOTB.
#30
Pfft noob, you ain't gonna see the fotb.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#31
wait, im watching as someone gets modded? no one tells me anything!
BIIGFTJ?
(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
#32
Quote by lespaul_rentals
You are welcome. Talk to me on messenger.

IThinkImABigDeal [at] ultimate-guitar [dot] com

Nooo! You're leaving?
#33
Quote by theguitarist
I'm just waiting for you to read my post mate.

I honestly don't know why you don't just leave if you hate it here so much.


Edit: Unless you object col?


Because, I must make a statement.

I want the mods who actually have half a brain to look at themselves.


MODS WITH HALF A BRAIN


HALF A HEART

HALF A SOUL...


DO NOT LET YOURSELF BECOME A JERK LIKE SO MANY OTHERS ON THE MOD TEAM
#34
Well, when I entered this thread I did what any UG pit monkey might do, I started formulating a witty (though unlike the average monkey) intelligent response. Then I noticed that this thread is too stupid even for that. Oh well.


Good luck!
#36
Quote by lespaul_rentals
They will make a nooby a mod.


sup?
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#37
okay, so im all ears. tell me what you think us mods should do to change things around here.
BIIGFTJ?
(Jack) why teh fuck do people still have rottweilers/pit bulls?
(Lucy) why the fuck not?
(Jack) because they have a strange tendency to EAT YOUR CHILDREN
#39
Lol, get a hobby buddy. No one cares if you go - really, find something better to do with your time.
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