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#1
Hi, Im Jerry and, I like Garnier fructis sleek and shine fortifying shampoo
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#2
im not sure what i like hon, but I'll tell you what I hate: shampoo/conditioner hybrids.
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#3
hi i'm altronataku and i enjoy using jerry's jizz as gel.

people are always complementing my hair.
#4
I cutteded my hair and now its short and I no likey
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#5
I always thought Pro-active was a shampoo company.


Garnier +1.
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#6
Quote by Night_Lights
im not sure what i like hon, but I'll tell you what I hate: shampoo/conditioner hybrids.


Yeah those sucks ass.

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I always thought Pro-active was a shampoo company.


Garnier +1.


hahahahaha
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#7
Hmm today I went over a speed bump in the parking lot, but....OMFGOSH THREAD BUMP?

Bump....
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#8
I like Rave #4 hair spray, and hard head mohawk spiking gel.

I like shampoo that gets glue out of my hair.
#9
I like pomade, it works wonders.
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#10
"Nads: Hair Removal Cream!"
I actually saw an ad for that. The company is called Nads and they make hair removal cream.
#11
Quote by iamded
"Nads: Hair Removal Cream!"
I actually saw an ad for that. The company is called Nads and they make hair removal cream.


That'll be a nice product for the girls with hairy lips.

WAIT NADS? LOLLLL>
'J'adore ah les femmes', yeah I love my riches, 'bonjour' money and 'au revoir' bitches
#12
Quote by Night_Lights
im not sure what i like hon, but I'll tell you what I hate: shampoo/conditioner hybrids.




VO2 2in1 Shampoo and Conditioner

#15
i went to this fancy dress party the other week and i went as a punk, and any self respecting punk needs a good mohawk. so i loaded up my hair with any and every hair gel/mouse substance i could find. took me a week and several trips to the beach to wash it out. dont do it kiddies.
#16
Nads is called Nads because the lady who makes it has a daughter called Nadine or something.

anyway i like herbal essences shampoo and conditioners. the fruit fusions ones. and garnier shine serum. and many other products that i can't be bothered going into.
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#17
I want to grow a big mullet, like Dolph Lundgrem in Masters of the Universe. I just don't know how to feather my hair like that. Assistance would be appreciated.
#18
Quote by zeroconsequence
I want to grow a big mullet, like Dolph Lundgrem in Masters of the Universe. I just don't know how to feather my hair like that. Assistance would be appreciated.


step 1: build time machine
step 2: go back to the 80s
step 3: get awesome, feathery, mullet-ridden 80s hair
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#20
who the **** cares what shampoo you use?

its.... shampoo....
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#21
Tresemme Shampoo

Tresemme Conditioner

Tresemme Freeze Hold Hairspray

Yeah... Tresemme is the only product I've found that I actually like.
#22
holy shit, i just remembered when i lived in the USA those Herbal Essence commeercials..... LAWL
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#23
Hi Jerry, I'm Yakult, and I use Head and Shoulders for men because when I go to the counter in the chemist it makes me feel butch
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#24
Quote by STFU(its)JERRY
I like pomade, it works wonders.


Pomade you say?

You wouldnt happen to know how to shape your hair like a pompadour would you?
#25
Lol I Lyke Use Hariwax!!

Fucking N00bs. Yeah. Go Die. ****gin Idiotts.

Yeah. I Like Caps Lock, So Shoot Me Dumgb ****s.

Dobzilla!! LOLOL - EDIT: why did i bump this? Lol ****ing paint. idiot.
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#26
Shampoo?

Why not the real thing!


Oh yeah...
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#27
Quote by Daitrying
Shampoo?

Why not the real thing!


Oh yeah...


stfu, my thread tp bump.

you bumping =
#28
Quote by Rocker_69
who the **** cares what shampoo you use?

its.... shampoo....



people who wash their hair care what shampoo they use.

i like tresemme (the one for coloured hair) because it keeps the purple in my hair bright
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#29
I use all kinds of.

Tony&Guy heat protection spray is the shit.
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#31
ATM I use tesco's finest antidandruff shampoo. but have now swiched over to tea tree showergell since it doesn't leave any conditioner or crap like that in your hair which discorage your hair from knotting and since I'm getting my dreadlocks put in tomorrow I kida need my hair in a knotting mood
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#32
I use garnier, herbal essences fruit fusions, tresemme or Vo5. But I also straighten my hair everyday so I make sure I use shampoo and conditioner for heat treated/damaged hair.
'If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the Universe' - Carl Sagan.
#33
I got my hair cut and streaks put in it today, I didnt like it curly (My hair is naturally curly), so I straightened it and made it kinda messy. I look awesome
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#36
Quote by zeroconsequence
I wish my hair was emo......so it would cut itself.


best reply ever
#38
Quote by jtaylor
best reply ever


More like oldest joke ever.

I wash my hair and I don't give a **** what shampoo I use... I use whatever is available.... and as you can see, my hair is totally sexy.
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