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#1
OK so the average girl gives sex about 3 weeks a month, unless they are really skanky and decide to 'paint the town red' or they are really generous and give head while its their time of the month. Also many girlfriends work a lot so that limits sex to 7-8 times a month.

In addition to this my gf is a vegetarian so she is always ill with colds and stuff so that brings it down to 5-6 a month. That is just not enough.

Anyone know how to counteract this without the use of drugs, and/or hypnotherapy?
#5
In addition to this my gf is a vegetarian


lol
there's your problem
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#6
let her rest up and get better ( no one wants to pork a chick bein sick all over em ( or do they!?) ....

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...... Back to the basics son. abuse yourself.
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#7
Back to the basics son. abuse yourself


+1
or you could abuse her
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#8
I was just abou to suggest hypnotherapy. Have you ever tried talking to someone in their sleep? It's fun.
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#9
I was just abou to suggest hypnotherapy. Have you ever tried talking to someone in their sleep? It's fun.


lolz yeah then you can do other stuff while they sleep too
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lolz yeah then you can do other stuff while they sleep too
like abusive yourself ...im gonna leave now.
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I was just abou to suggest hypnotherapy. Have you ever tried talking to someone in their sleep? It's fun.


I like to ask people what flavour chips do they want. I also have a story that is absolute GOLD.....too bad I can't say because it would ruin my reputation forever.
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I like to ask people what flavour chips do they want. I also have a story that is absolute GOLD.....too bad I can't say because it would ruin my reputation forever.


I think we should hear it anyway.
#14
I think not. I'll take it to the grave thank you very much. You can just hate me for it anyways.....even if you don't know.
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#16
forget about periods, dignity, respect and whatnot and just bang her like a machine gun.
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lolz yeah then you can do other stuff while they sleep too


Provided it's not a man and/or one of your relations.

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I like to ask people what flavour chips do they want. I also have a story that is absolute GOLD.....too bad I can't say because it would ruin my reputation forever.


I want to know. I don't care about your reputation.
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I think not. I'll take it to the grave thank you very much. You can just hate me for it anyways.....even if you don't know.
come on!! youve seen most of the SH*t on the pit that people laugh at lol, it cant be THAT bad itll damage your rep could it?
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#19
sorry guys for telling you that I had a story but not telling you, but I can't It just isn't cool..
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#20
haha well painting the town red sounds a bit messy, but about the colds and flus part...

nothing helps more than exercise. and nothing is a better exercise than bangin as often as possible.
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sorry guys for telling you that I had a story but not telling you, but I can't It just isn't cool..
i think you should assume that witholding a juicy story from your fellow pitcrawlers would damage your rep more than telling us and us being outright disgusted
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#22
Meh, I'd could honestly leave a pitcrawler die. Blame video games and movies on that one, it sways my understanding of reality sometimes.

Sorry dude.
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#23
point noted, no matter, keep your filth!
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#25
Dude, your not using your imagination.

When its "That time of the month", Just flip her over and sodomize her instead.
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In addition to this my gf is a vegetarian so she is always ill with colds and stuff so that brings it down to 5-6 a month. That is just not enough.

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i wish my gf wud do it 5-6 times a week, nuff said
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Because shes a veggo shes making you starve because she dont like to eat meat
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#29
Is this sex as in intercourse or just oral/masturbation/sex/anal?


I usually get it everytime I go to hers, which is like, more than 20 times a month (About 25 I think)? - that said, that usually entails of maybe, sex once or twice, oral once... The rest is all handiwork

Lawlz u sux.

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Is this sex as in intercourse or just oral/masturbation/sex/anal?


I usually get it everytime I go to hers, which is like, more than 20 times a month (About 25 I think)? - that said, that usually entails of maybe, sex once or twice, oral once... The rest is all handiwork



Too bad the handiwork is your own.
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#31
Stick it in her corn-hole instead
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In addition to this my gf is a vegetarian so she is always ill with colds and stuff so that brings it down to 5-6 a month. That is just not enough.

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i wish my gf wud do it 5-6 times a week, nuff said



THE THING THAT REALLY FKS ME OFF IS WHEN SHE WANTS IT I WANT TO NOT GIVE IT TO HER TO MAKE HER WANT IT MORE OFTEN BUT ICANT HELP BUT GIVE IT TO HER. I CANT CONTOL MY KNOB.
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THE THING THAT REALLY FKS ME OFF IS WHEN SHE WANTS IT I WANT TO NOT GIVE IT TO HER TO MAKE HER WANT IT MORE OFTEN BUT ICANT HELP BUT GIVE IT TO HER. I CANT CONTOL MY KNOB.


bugger reading that.
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bugger reading that.

Took me a few times to understand it =/
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#37
since were talking about gfs and sex (lol) do you guys think my gf would really like to have sex? shes like always joking about it and yesterday when we said bye she said sex tomorrow and laughed ...lol...were 14 btw
#38
Yeah, she's "got a cold", Mr. Gullible
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since were talking about gfs and sex (lol) do you guys think my gf would really like to have sex? shes like always joking about it and yesterday when we said bye she said sex tomorrow and laughed ...lol...were 14 btw


First off, do not bugger a minor. At least wait until she's of age.
Secondly, you're 14, and probably equipped like one. So if you try it on, don't expect her to keep a straight face.
Finally, do not bugger a minor. I don't care how big her boobs are. Don't do it. >_>
#40
if shes not up to the job, just go out and fins someone else to bang for a bit
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