Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Stand on toilet, get high on pot.

Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.

A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
I really want to hate you but "bacteria - it's the only culture some people have" made me smile.

*Waits for opportunity to use it on Yakult*