#3
Quote by killbox2490
Once at chruch, I was at a group thing so I was laying down on the couch then all of a sudden some girl goes up to me starts rubbing my shoe ferociousely and goes " I want sex"......
#4
*reported*

idiot. lol

-chris-
<DInkyDaisy>I would so have sex with tauket now.
<SpacedOut>I'd kill to have tauket naked in a bath of warm milk right now.
<Blnkgttrst>Oh Chris, you're what the Spaniards call "El Terrible"
<Jallas>chris you're hot in bed
#8
oh come on...old
Quote by Hotpunksk8rgirl
EWWWWW!!!!! Isn't a urethra another word for a female body part(vagina)??????? Perverted fishy.
#9
I like my women like I like my coffee.

Not at all.

EDIT: But seriously, I lol'd. This reminds me of the time back when I was straight when i was hitting on a 13 year old who looked 17.
Will says:
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
#11
I like my women like my cars, made of metal and full of seats.
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#15
I like my women like I like my coffee....... In a plastic cup
Quote by buckethead_jr
^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#17
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#19
Quote by sloppyjoe24
Woman are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped...


#21
Quote by Will_Minus
EDIT: But seriously, I lol'd. This reminds me of the time back when I was straight when i was hitting on a 13 year old who looked 17.


Hahahaha, unlucky.

There's a kid in my year (16) going out with a 12 year old. He hangs around with her, hand round back with all her mates. I went up to them all and said:

"Dude, were you on Crimewatch? I saw you under paedophilla"
#25
Craigo, you woulda ****ed her if you didn't know she was 13.
Will says:
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
#26
Jim Jeffries joke....

"Why are women like public toilets?


Because they're all dirty except the disabled ones"
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#28
I like my women like I like my pretzels...

Twisted, brown, and covered in salt.


No?
Get baked, study theory.

Quote by :-D
Why are you bringing Cm into this?
#30
Whats the best thing about being in the shower with a 12 year old?


When her hair is wet, she looks 9.


#31
Quote by Craigo
Nah, I'm just a suck up for contraversal jokes.



yeah I knew ya were kidding hahaha