Quote by Rockstar12345
One does not simply walk onto a Chav's lawn
anything but an email. maybe one of those planes that fly with those banners behind it, so everyone within a 3 mile radius knows what happened
Quote by Dr. Patrick Hardy, president of Nu Pi Sigma chapter and principal at Ellis Arts Academy
“The purpose is to show that African-American men can do more than shoot people, rap and play basketball”

Start Your Day The John Mayer Way With Frosted Mayer Wheats
Do it in song, like Family Guy. I tell you, if I had AIDs, I'd love to have a Barbershop Quartet sing it to me
Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.

This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
Go into wisper it into their eat, but shout it.

Or in dry humps via morse code.
Will says:
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
what ever you do, do not say you have good news and bad news:

"mum, i got some good news and some bad news, bad news is, nanas dead, good news is we get a free tv! every cloud has a silver lining ey mum! mum. mum. mum? mum...."
Quote by Samnung
im gunna rape u

Quote by GuitarManiac09
Stay away you freak....I dont want you spreading your hideous crab population..

I would just say it and stand there avoiding eye contact. But if it was me telling them something that had nothing to do with me, then I would just tell them and sit there with them.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote by Toilets
Say it really quickly and run away.

lol that one's great.
do it in a subtle way
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Your thread fucking sucks and I hope you never make one this shit again.

Like that, straight out.
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
Just tell them fast then quickly change the subject and pretend like nothing happened.
never by text it only makes things worse
Quote by bassmanjoe08

Don't stop being you <3

Quote by fatgoogle
I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
Want the bad news or the good news first?

The good news is that there is none so this wont be patronizing.

The bad news is that I slept with your best friend last night.
well, i figured out that its very easy. all you need to do is ask how their day is going, and if if its going bad, you just say "well, its about to get worse.."

of course, this is assuming you dont mind if the person gets mad at you.
When I hit 'em from the back, I got them mami's saying dammit man.

When I put it in their mouth, I got them mami's saying duh-huh-huh-muhh.
Quote by Mechanixx

President of the Guitarists Born In 1991 Club. PM blues rocker or I to join

Quote by RadioHead22
I love you greendayguitar
In a non- gay, awkward-man-hug way
put up posters all down their street and carve the message into trees?
Quote by DUP3R
I like my women like I like my Pop-tarts : dipped in blood and covered in a gay man's feces.

This sig was too fucking big. Make it smaller next time, chief.
well i kinda like to break them in gradually to the news. example.

"hey, i kinda hit your dog with my truck. dont worry the trucks ok"

"ohh and i hit your mom who was walking the dog, so whats for supper."

"am i gonna get reimbursted for the damage she did to my truck?"

edit: another good way

"youll never believe it, i hit someone with my truck, and it ****ed my truck up real bad"

"ohh by the way, i hit your mom, do you think i should turn it into the insurance company?"
Quote by fallenangel20

And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.

Quote by hemi-san
the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
Just rape them first so that when you tell them the news it doesn't seem so bad by comparison.
Quote by ARCtrooper225
"Everyone whose nana didn't just die stand up-NOT SO FAST THERE!!!"


My favourite so far.

How about:

YOU -- "Guess what news I have for you!"
THEM- "I don't know"
-- You have to guess
- erm. . Mandela died?
-- Nope
-You've got a plan for the weekend?
-Decided to become a woman?

etc etc until they get it.
Originally posted by fuzzybunny
I hereby dub you the UG's new God of Love. Really. That was brilliant.

Originally posted by someone i can't remember
the one called lukef speaks the truth.