#1
On another forum that im on this guy posted this:


Well...

I used to go to these one forums where I was known for giving porn to the people there so they would like me (lol). Well, I made a lot of friends, one of them was named Frank. He added me on AIM and we talked for a little bit. 

Then, after a bit (six months ago or so), one of his friends added me. I won't say his AIM name, but I had NO idea who he was. For a while, I had him added and never even knew who he was.

Now, I believe Frank has taken me for the wrong guy, and told this guy I'm Jason.

Now, turns out this guy I had been talking to is the new guitarist of a Finnish metal band called Children of Bodom, Roope.......

Turns out the band is pretty famous! I've had this guy on my AIM friends list and never knew! Haha!

Now, he's inviting me to California (tomarrow morning...), for free, to their concert (for free), and for me to meet a lot of chicks and drink a lot of booze.

Well, two problems: I'm only thirteen years old AND I have to go to MIDDLE SCHOOL tomarrow, lol.

Oh well... Plus, If I go, it'll be really weird, since Frank will probably see me and be like "Who the hell is he?"



So then who thinks hes talkin shit? Whats the chances of a guy from Children Of Boddom exposing his identity to a little kid on the Tinterwebz. And whats the chance of him inviting a 13 year old to one of his gigs because he gave him porn over the internet? Slim i hear you say.
#6
everythings possible. i actually know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone (Dave Grohl) who knows John Paul Jones. one of my idols (yes JPJ > Grohl. beleive it!)
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#8
Roope is a ****ing Legend. And it's 'Bodom' not 'Boddom', Roope Latvala ftw!
Oh and yeah, hes probably bullshitting.
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#9
It's not impossible to know famous people. I know Spencer Chamberlain, the singer for UnderOath, through his older brother Phil, whose band, Sullivan, plays in my hometown quite often.
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#11
I know me.

I'm not famous, but just you wait.
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#12
The drummer for the band I just joined used to play for eternal legacy, which is one of the bands that opened for Dragonforce on their Inhuman Rampage tour.
#13
That is bull. No 13 year old on the internet is capable of holding down an intelligent conversation, especially over AIM.
#14
if you like to go on the internet to see if people are lying on forums,then you need to get out more
#15
One of my friend's is related to John Lennon. His grandma is his cousin or something like that. He has all this beatles stuff, and a bunch of it is signed

it's pretty sweet
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#17
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One of my friend's is related to John Lennon. His grandma is his cousin or something like that. He has all this beatles stuff, and a bunch of it is signed

it's pretty sweet


His grandma is his cousin?!?
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#18
maybe i didn't phrase that right, My friends grandma is John Lennon's cousin or something like that. They were pretty close when they were little
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It's the pit; nelson mandela could make a thread urging everyone to do an effort towards reducing apartheid politics in some countries and everyone would post a photoshop of him with a melon hat.