#3
haha yeah who would name their kids dick? Or like ur last name is dick that would be so cool. like Mrs dick would like to see you in her office.....thatd be rad.
#4
Hey, I know a guy named Dick Cox, and he's alright, don't go insulting his good (sorta) name!
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#6
this thread = the height of the internet's dignity


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#8
Actually, dick can be a last name. One of my friends elementary school teachers was Rhoda Dick. Funniest thing on the f'in planet.
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#10
I know a B.J. Cox, no lie.
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this thread = the height of the internet's dignity


Considering the internet is about as dignified as a truck-stop hooker, I'd say that's pretty good!

EDIT: Wait, now I feel as if I've lost 20 IQ points for having posted TWICE in this thread...
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#14
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It's pronounced Coe-burn. A disappointing name really.

awww crap. i was getting my hopes up.
#15
I work at a pizza place and took an order on the phone for someone named Hiscocks once.
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#16
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Actually, dick can be a last name. One of my friends elementary school teachers was Rhoda Dick. Funniest thing on the f'in planet.


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#17
my prinicapl is named Richard Manly,so we call him Dick Manly,which if on a attenance list,reads manly richard,but we are lame,so we go lol it says Manly Dick
#18
I had a teacher in high school named Richard Koch. Its actually pronounced "cook", but thats not what everyone called him.

My mothers first boyfriend was Richard Head.

My brother in law's dad's name is Richard Enes. (Sounds like penis)

When I was living in Wyoming there was a kid born named Omega Wang around 1997ish.

AKedit: I know too many dicks. This disturbs me.
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#20
I've heard about some foreign guy with the last name "Shithead". It was pronounced Sha-Theed.

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#21
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When I was living in Wyoming there was a kid born named Omega Wang around 1997ish.


Why would they call their kid omega??

wtf
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#23
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When I was living in Wyoming there was a kid born named Omega Wang around 1997ish.



holly crap that's the best name ever
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#26
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Why would they call their kid omega??

wtf


Because believe it or not, Omega is actual a name! *gasp*

I remember another one from when I was in grade school. Holly Horney. I wish I had a scanner, I've got her right here in an old year book. Its funny how things like that go over your head when you're a kiddo.
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#27
There is a professor somewhere (google I guess?) named Harry Wang! I shit you not!

Edit: Here you go!

http://www.vims.edu/physical/faculty/wang_hv.html
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There is a professor somewhere (google I guess?) named Harry Wang! I shit you not!

Edit: Here you go!

http://www.vims.edu/physical/faculty/wang_hv.html


Further proof that Asian people were put on this Earth for out entertainment!

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#30
There was a married couple my parents knew named Brian and Joyce Cox, just say thier name and you'll see why I always laughed.
#31
my dad knows this guy that works for the oklahoma tax commision named Phil Awful. extremely appropriate name.

Edit: my uncle has a temporary storage building company. He ran an add in the newspaper that said "Metal Buildings, Two Week Erection Guaranteed."

He got some weird phone calls after that one.
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#32
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There was a married couple my parents knew named Brian and Joyce Cox, just say thier name and you'll see why I always laughed.




There's this really annoying guy I know whose name is Spencer Cox. Nobody likes him, not even some of his teachers.
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#33
When I was living in Wyoming there was a kid born named Omega Wang around 1997ish.


hahahaha what an awesome name

Edit: my uncle has a temporary storage building company. He ran an add in the newspaper that said "Metal Buildings, Two Week Erection Guaranteed."


hahahah brilliant
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#34
My neighbor's name is "Dick", and there are lots of people with the last name "Hancock".
#35
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There was a married couple my parents knew named Brian and Joyce Cox, just say thier name and you'll see why I always laughed.



That's terrific.

My dad knew two brothers called Allan Nuss and Peter Nuss. At rollcall it sounded like this...

"A.Nuss...Present ...P.Nuss... Present"

I get a giggle out of it every time.
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#36
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That's terrific.

My dad knew two brothers called Allan Nuss and Peter Nuss. At rollcall it sounded like this...

"A.Nuss...Present ...P.Nuss... Present"

I get a giggle out of it every time.


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