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yeah so this has probably been done before but who cares. you all know what happens so just post to youre hearts content. ill go first.


You know you're in a movie when the guy shooting at you with an rpg from fifteen feet away while your group of three people are running in a line misses and the blast radius dosn't get you.
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When you are defending Middle Earth against the forces of Mordor.
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When you are defending Middle Earth against the forces of Mordor.






When you shoot a car once and it blows up
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when you can walk up to ANY random woman in a bar, ask her to **** you, and she EXEEDS your expectations... then after sexing her up, you proceed to kill every little **** that gets in your way till the end, where you end up finding out the chick you banged acctually set you up, then you pop her, kill the evil dude, and bang some other chick.
#6
You know you're in a movie when your anus hurts, there's something sticky on your face, and there's 4 dudes standing by with mops and squeegees to "clean up"...

Oh shit, wrong kind of movie...
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#7
You know you're in a movie when you find a thread this pointless.

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#8
When you find your long lost twin at a summer camp, then trade spots, go on a camping trip and shove a lizard down a priss'es shirt.
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#11
When you get rated R for saying fuck more then once.
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when you can walk up to ANY random woman in a bar, ask her to **** you, and she EXEEDS your expectations... then after sexing her up, you proceed to kill every little **** that gets in your way till the end, where you end up finding out the chick you banged acctually set you up, then you pop her, kill the evil dude, and bang some other chick.

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#13
When people start punching each other at lightning speds and jumping 50 feet in a single bound

also they have LaZEr Eyz!!!
hue
#14
when you can jump from a building, fall 4 stories and land, do a couple rolls, shake your head, get up and keep going, without breaking ANYTHING.
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#15
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you know you're in a movie when you have to choose between the red pill and the blue pill.



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#17
You know you're in a movie when there are microphones and stage lights everywhere.
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#21
You know you're in a movie when a fat cunt in a comfy chair keeps shouting "Cut!" and screams at you because you're "not doing it right."
#22
When you are defending Middle Earth against the forces of Mordor.

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When you can shoot machineguns one handed or even pistols accurately


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#23
When your primary objective is to "get these motha fuc*in snakes, off this mutha fuc*in plane"
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#25
When you can fall in love with, have sex with, and marry a girl in half an hour, watch her get killed, and be completely over her in 5 minutes.
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#26
When you get to hangout with Alice Cooper backstage
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#27
When you use all the extra time you have to save hotties and kill evil Asians instead of staying up late posting on an Internet forum.


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You know you're in a movie when you find a thread this pointless.

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#28
You know you're in a movie when you realize there's an insane psyco-pathic killer in your house... and you look for him.
#29
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You know you're in a movie when you realize there's an insane psyco-pathic killer in your house... and you look for him.


Or when you hear glass breaking in a dark room with the door mostly closed, and you shout "Who's there?" 19 times before investigating, when you could have just called the cops and legged it.
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#30
When you'd rather hide in a cupboard than run out of the front door.
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#31
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Or when you hear glass breaking in a dark room with the door mostly closed, and you shout "Who's there?" 19 times before investigating, when you just have just called the cops and legged it.


Or: The serial killer has killed four of your friends, so you decide to fight him.
#32
You know you're in a movie when you bone a chick but you never see her boobs.
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#33
When you travel across a whole country in an ice cream truck, to shove a bag over Pamela Anderson's head.
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#34
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When you travel across a whole country in an ice cream truck, to shove a bag over Pamela Anderson's head.

Oh Borat... what will he do next?
#35
you know your in a movie when every car chase cuts through a parade


or when every grocery bag always has a french baggette in it
#37
When everyone except you can't aim their gun for shit, and you end up wiping out an entire squad of trained mercenaries on your own.
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#38
Quote by 1The_Trooper1
Oh Borat... what will he do next?


Get sued some more
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#40
Quote by RB cam RB
When you get to hangout with Alice Cooper backstage


Party on Wayne.


You know your in a movie when there are no horses, just people banging coconuts together.
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