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#1
a rumor went around my school that someone in the town had a meth lab. everyone assumed it was me because i had long hair and didn't play any sports. i don't even know what meth looks like. to this day, people just assume i do drugs.
#2
In my second year of high school I got in a fight (this was outside of school) and got kicked in the testicles, and pissed blood for about 2 weeks, I obviously didn't want anyone in school to know so told my friends to tell everyone I had fractured my wrist, and of course they told everyone I had cancer. When I went back after the two weeks, they all really, seriously believed I had cancer.
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Quote by schecter_guy
a rumor went around my school that someone in the town had a meth lab. everyone assumed it was me because i had long hair and didn't play any sports. i don't even know what meth looks like. to this day, people just assume i do drugs.


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#5
someone said that i was going to dye my hair bright orange and build a deisel powered shopping trolley...

nobody believed it. and im not suprised either
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Quote by fronkpies
In my second year of high school I got in a fight (this was outside of school) and got kicked in the testicles, and pissed blood for about 2 weeks, I obviously didn't want anyone in school to know so told my friends to tell everyone I had fractured my wrist, and of course they told everyone I had cancer. When I went back after the two weeks, they all really, seriously believed I had cancer.



Whoa! you actually pissed blood.........tight
#7
starting in 9th grade everyone went around saying i was a big queer...the rumors stopped almost a year ago... ...when i came out... ...
#8
In my junior year of high school, my AP Physics teacher thought that I smoked a ton of weed (just because I found his metaphysics jokes funny). He told every other AP teacher that I was a pothead, which totally sucked because it made my senior year AP english teacher hate me.
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#9
Some people in my school think i'm gay,damn big mouthed girls...
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#11
Oh, and for a while when I was a freshman/sophmore in High school, there was a rumor going around that I was gay. One of the first few weeks of school I wore a hot pink, skin tight t-shirt (keep in mind that this was before it was "cool" to wear pink) that said "Pink is a very manly color."
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#12
Apparently people thought I was a Satanist. Though I didnt help the image much at the beginning, with my Manson fanboyism
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Quote by fronkpies
In my second year of high school I got in a fight (this was outside of school) and got kicked in the testicles, and pissed blood for about 2 weeks, I obviously didn't want anyone in school to know so told my friends to tell everyone I had fractured my wrist, and of course they told everyone I had cancer. When I went back after the two weeks, they all really, seriously believed I had cancer.


Kicked in the nuts? were you fighting a girl or something? haha
#14
ill list the rumours that have been started about me this academic year:

'he gave a boy a hand job'
'he' a heroine addict'
'he has 3 nipples'
'he's jewish' (complete with photshopped picture of me at a barmitzvah)
im sure there's more. my friend has a tendency to start rumours about me...for some reason every believes him
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#15
I've had a fair few rumours about me go round, mainl cause I used to be a giant retard. The worst was someone spread my parents used to go to swingers parties on the weekends, and I actually got people asking me in all seriousness if that's what my parents did. That was thanks to some uptight bitches who didn't like me.

There's also a rumour that I'm a lesbian that's been around a while too, mainly because me and one of my best friends will always act like we're going out, and flirt with each other etc so unless you actually know you'd think we were going out. But I don't really mind about that one. Even more recent, me and a girl where having a fun arguement about each others virginity, she said I didn't look like a virgin (when I am) and refuses to believe I'm yet to have sex, and everyone knows she's not a virgin but she denies it anyway, so we have a game going to try and get the other to admit state of virginity-ness. But now everyone thinks I'm not a virgin, due to us shouting across the class.

But it's all good.
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Quote by Dinkydaisy
I've had a fair few rumours about me go round, mainl cause I used to be a giant retard. The worst was someone spread my parents used to go to swingers parties on the weekends, and I actually got people asking me in all seriousness if that's what my parents did. That was thanks to some uptight bitches who didn't like me.

There's also a rumour that I'm a lesbian that's been around a while too, mainly because me and one of my best friends will always act like we're going out, and flirt with each other etc so unless you actually know you'd think we were going out. But I don't really mind about that one. Even more recent, me and a girl where having a fun arguement about each others virginity, she said I didn't look like a virgin (when I am) and refuses to believe I'm yet to have sex, and everyone knows she's not a virgin but she denies it anyway, so we have a game going to try and get the other to admit state of virginity-ness. But now everyone thinks I'm not a virgin, due to us shouting across the class.

But it's all good.



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If you will go here,you'll look perfectly straight with behaviour like this.

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#18
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0.o



I'm serious,sometimes I think that every girl here is bisexual.
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Quote by schecter_guy
a rumor went around my school that someone in the town had a meth lab. everyone assumed it was me because i had long hair and didn't play any sports. i don't even know what meth looks like. to this day, people just assume i do drugs.


I'm sorry but that is hillarious.
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Kicked in the nuts? were you fighting a girl or something? haha


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#21
once my freind was off school for AGES and a bunch of chavs in my class pilled around me to ask why and with out thinking I said he got hit by a bus...... to this day he still gets asked about it
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#23
it would probably be last october when i broke my arm real bad ive been of school since, and ive heard from my friends that ive supposedly got run over by a car and broke both my legs/arm, whats more is the guy told the person who i was with when i borke my arm
#24
lol, i was pretty sure fronkpies was a girl but girls dont hae testicles so i guess i was wrong
#25
omfg, finally a medium for revealing the trugh. apparently on a school trip when i was 12, four years ago, I stole a girl's trousers and was caught sniffing them. this was propagated by my best friend. even when i got him to tell people he was joking, they believed it, and then the girl started telling people that I had, and she still does. thing is because she's hot all the guys just believe her.

because hot girls don't lie. obviously.
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lol, i was pretty sure fronkpies was a girl but girls dont hae testicles so i guess i was wrong


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#27
That I had killed myself because I wasn't in for 3 days and then I'm a lesbian.
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it would probably be last october when i broke my arm real bad ive been of school since, and ive heard from my friends that ive supposedly got run over by a car and broke both my legs/arm, whats more is the guy told the person who i was with when i borke my arm



you've been off school for like, nearly 3 months because of a broken arm? dude! can you play guitar with it?
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#30
Rumours about me... There isn't many I can't think off...

A guy in my class who is supposedly "cool" because he has all the latest stuff and wears expensive clothes that rappers wear (He loves rap - And is an only child. his mother doesn't work, his Dad doesn't live with him, but he still has loads of junk. He has a few IPOD's to match the colour of his jackets, insteadf of just using IPOD skins), told people that I use viagra... And they all believed him. For two days, people were coming up to me saying "Adam, I've heard you use viagra..." and gave me a weird look. I just told them he was lying (As he always does - he spreads crap about everybody - no wonder he doesn't have too many "real" friends) and told them to piss off.

This is kinda' a rumour, as it's half false what he said - my friend asked me who i fancied, and I said nobody, but told him there is a girl who I like (Still do - still getting to know her properly though!), and she and her friends were sitting accross the field. He shouts out loud that to her that I fancy her (And I only told him "like"), and so she gone red, I did, and her and her friends gone off...
#31
Quote by rainbowdollar
starting in 9th grade everyone went around saying i was a big queer...the rumors stopped almost a year ago... ...when i came out... ...



So it wasnt really a rumor, just more of the truth?
#32
Quote by fronkpies
On the streets, anything goes



Translation=Fronk threw leaves at homosexual male in retaliation a knee was thrown to the groin

Which reminds me, i was called a goth for about 2-3 years in high school i was effectively 'bullied' by my 'friends' (including fronk)
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Apparantly, I used to straighten my hair.
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#34
Nobody liked my relationship in my senior year of high school(for good reason, she was a crazy bitch and didn't deserve me, but I didnt listen). Anyway, all the girls that were jealous of her(and no, they weren't lookers, hence why they failed in getting me) went around making rumors about us.
Because of the mass amounts of secks we had(like 3 times a day) they started to make up rumors that we did it on school property.
The best one was that we did it in the lower school(kindergarten-5th grade) bathroom and a teacher walked in and caught us.

People actually believed that. Though neither of us had been suspended or expelled or anything. It was actually quite funny. The other one was that somebody saw us doing it in the back of my car in the parking lot.

Neither were true, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have done them.
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#35
Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
you've been off school for like, nearly 3 months because of a broken arm? dude! can you play guitar with it?


yea...im only off school becuase the break was too close to my shoulder to put a cast on it, so i was at risk of someone walking into me, so my arm is pretty fine, im awaiting another operation like next week but after that is hould be fine, and yes i can play guitar, if i couldnt play it i wouldnt be alive right now
#37
There was a rumor that I stabbed this asshole from a hardcore band, when really I was just calling him out and he ran like a bitch. The pussy pulled a knife out on me and when I got mine out and challenged him to a knife fight, he just walked away and said I needed help. Pussy.
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Quote by cockzit
There was a rumor that I stabbed this asshole from a hardcore band, when really I was just calling him out and he ran like a bitch. The pussy pulled a knife out on me and when I got mine out and challenged him to a knife fight, he just walked away and said I needed help. Pussy.



well to be fair you are carrying a knife around, doesn't exactly spell out a bright and happy persona IMO
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Quote by I_Am_Iron_Man
well to be fair you are carrying a knife around, doesn't exactly spell out a bright and happy persona IMO


I have to carry one, I live in a bad nieghborhood in which I've been robbed. I just wished no one had made a big deal about it, because people have started acting frightened around me since that shit happened.
#40
i rode through dog shit and poo went in my mouth.

erm i shat myself.

then the nickname dumper came along, then shortened to dumps, i liked it. but the rumors wern't true.

then one went round that i was cheating on my gf with her best friend. no she wasnt even my gf then, but everyone still said it.

i ****ing love rumors.

loads go round about my friend, apparently he has MANY sexual relations with his mother. it's genius.
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