#1
EDIT: This is a serious problem. Oh, and UtBDan, you're a cunt.

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Don't know why I'm posting it here, but anyway...last night [now 2 nights ago] I rimmed my girlfriend and today I found out that I may die because of it...

Rimming - verb -

1. the outer edge, border, margin, or brink of something, esp. of a circular object.
2. any edge, margin, or frame added to or around a central object or area.
3. the outer circle of a wheel, attached to the hub by spokes.
4. eating a bitches ass out.

Affectionately known as 'tossing the salad', rimming basically involves tonguing a girl's (or guy's if you're weird) ass out; the abnormal feeling adds to the sensation (supposedly, I'm no gay.)

So last night I'm eating my girls puss out; she's loving it as usual, moaning, pelvic muscles moving up and down, maneuvering her puss into different directions to match my tongues motions. It's great. Her enjoyment is increasing mine. So much so, I'm soon taking down my trousers while I start rubbing her clitoris and she's jerking me off. We're loving it. After a while she tells me to go inside her; I oblige and we fuck for a while. After I cum, I move my head down to her puss and start licking again, moving slowly downwards. Usually she'll say "don't" when she realises where I'm intending to go but last night she said nothing. I go further down, licking her perineum and tongue-****ing her puss, then move down to the shitter. I start to gently rotate my tongue round the outside of her butthole and she's moaning in delight; I then stick it a little further in but not that much; I mean, I wasn't tonguing no shit.

Anyway, that was basically it; I stuck my finger in for awhile and then we went back to her sucking me off or some shit.

So good night in all.

Then this morning I google "rimming" to find advice on the best, most pleasurable ways to rim the crap out of your girl. Unfortunately I'm met with health warnings instead, and begin to read all the different sites.

E.Coli

E-mothershitting-Coli.

Supposedly, the unprotected tonguing of a ladies butthole can cause E.Coli to be transmitted (or whatever).

Niggas have died from E.Coli!

So basically I'm shitting myself. I don't know what to do. Apparently the symptoms appear about a week after the initial ass-to-mouth contact. I've now got to wait 6 days to find out if a nigga gon' die. Whatsmore, my girlfriend said as I was leaving last night "Tomorrow I'm rimming your ass a new hole" which at the time both turned me on and off; I like kinky shit like that. But now I'm crapping myself. I don't want to tell her my fears as she'll probably leave me, and believe me she's one hot bitch I don't want to be losing just 'cos I licked her asshole. But I don't want to die from eating an asshole.

So I need help. I need advice. I've brushed my mouth and with it, my tongue, 8 times since reading the websites. I've drank water as it supposedly helps when the diarrhoea kicks in. Unfortunately E.Coli isn't the only thing I could have catched; there's as assload of other diseases I could have caught.

I don't want to die from eating a girl's shitter; rock 'n' roll as it may be, it ain't the way for me.



- The soon to be banned (probably before I even click submit) Chung...
#5


Don't be so paranoid, if you have symptoms go to the doctor, as long as she cleans up a bit before you stick your tongue there you'll be fine, and if you do get symptoms they can cure it.

Be careful with those health websites, they can make a hypochondriac out of anyone.
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#6
Quote by UndeadPaperclip


Don't be so paranoid, if you have symptoms go to the doctor, as long as she cleans up a bit before you stick your tongue there you'll be fine, and if you do get symptoms they can cure it.

Be careful with those health websites, they can make a hypochondriac out of anyone.


Yeah, she had had a bath before I came round.

And symptoms are meant to develop a week after initial rimming.
#7
you sir tounge punched the dirt star...
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#9
I was reading that, and thought, "This sounds like Chung".

Looked at your user name. BAM.
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#10
wow...you deserve to die
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#11
Quote by UndeadPaperclip

Be careful with those health websites, they can make a hypochondriac out of anyone.


Tis true, you know what E.Coli is right? Of course, right so all you got to do is go to hospital if you get any early warning symptons, they will keep enough fluid and strength in you. Kids survive it, out breaks in schools happen and its all cool...

Looking at figures, only about 1000 every year (most elderly or young children) die.
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#13
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Homophobe.

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Like I said when I first posted this, it tastes fine; like flesh and a bit of fart...
#14
Quote by UtBChung
EDIT: This is a serious problem. Oh, and UtBDan, you're a cunt.

__________________________________________________


Don't know why I'm posting it here, but anyway...last night [now 2 nights ago] I rimmed my girlfriend and today I found out that I may die because of it...

Rimming - verb -

1. the outer edge, border, margin, or brink of something, esp. of a circular object.
2. any edge, margin, or frame added to or around a central object or area.
3. the outer circle of a wheel, attached to the hub by spokes.
4. eating a bitches ass out.

Affectionately known as 'tossing the salad', rimming basically involves tonguing a girl's (or guy's if you're weird) ass out; the abnormal feeling adds to the sensation (supposedly, I'm no gay.)


Licking an asshole is weird enough regardless of gender.
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I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#15
rofl.
I seen you post this the other night to.

Again I say......

Rofl.
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#16
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Licking an asshole is weird enough regardless of gender.


Licking an asshole isn't weird if you love the owner of that asshole.
#18
wow guys all the people making jokes about this are real assholes, this guys scared, and ur just being ****s.
dont worry mate, the guy up theres right. those sites are just telling about all the bad shit that can happen. they dramatize shit and make a lot of stuff up, so dont worry.
#20
Quote by UtBChung
Licking an asshole isn't weird if you love the owner of that asshole.


No..I still think it is weird but to each his own
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#22
Grantml02.
I totally agree with you.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#23
Aww you're not banned again are you? You just got back.

Fucks sake...

Anyway, get well, or rather don't get sick soon.
#25
Quote by UtBChung
EDIT: This is a serious problem. Oh, and UtBDan, you're a cunt.

__________________________________________________


Don't know why I'm posting it here, but anyway...last night [now 2 nights ago] I rimmed my girlfriend and today I found out that I may die because of it...

Rimming - verb -

1. the outer edge, border, margin, or brink of something, esp. of a circular object.
2. any edge, margin, or frame added to or around a central object or area.
3. the outer circle of a wheel, attached to the hub by spokes.
4. eating a bitches ass out.

Affectionately known as 'tossing the salad', rimming basically involves tonguing a girl's (or guy's if you're weird) ass out; the abnormal feeling adds to the sensation (supposedly, I'm no gay.)

So last night I'm eating my girls puss out; she's loving it as usual, moaning, pelvic muscles moving up and down, maneuvering her puss into different directions to match my tongues motions. It's great. Her enjoyment is increasing mine. So much so, I'm soon taking down my trousers while I start rubbing her clitoris and she's jerking me off. We're loving it. After a while she tells me to go inside her; I oblige and we fuck for a while. After I cum, I move my head down to her puss and start licking again, moving slowly downwards. Usually she'll say "don't" when she realises where I'm intending to go but last night she said nothing. I go further down, licking her perineum and tongue-****ing her puss, then move down to the shitter. I start to gently rotate my tongue round the outside of her butthole and she's moaning in delight; I then stick it a little further in but not that much; I mean, I wasn't tonguing no shit.

Anyway, that was basically it; I stuck my finger in for awhile and then we went back to her sucking me off or some shit.

So good night in all.

Then this morning I google "rimming" to find advice on the best, most pleasurable ways to rim the crap out of your girl. Unfortunately I'm met with health warnings instead, and begin to read all the different sites.

E.Coli

E-mothershitting-Coli.

Supposedly, the unprotected tonguing of a ladies butthole can cause E.Coli to be transmitted (or whatever).

Niggas have died from E.Coli!

So basically I'm shitting myself. I don't know what to do. Apparently the symptoms appear about a week after the initial ass-to-mouth contact. I've now got to wait 6 days to find out if a nigga gon' die. Whatsmore, my girlfriend said as I was leaving last night "Tomorrow I'm rimming your ass a new hole" which at the time both turned me on and off; I like kinky shit like that. But now I'm crapping myself. I don't want to tell her my fears as she'll probably leave me, and believe me she's one hot bitch I don't want to be losing just 'cos I licked her asshole. But I don't want to die from eating an asshole.

So I need help. I need advice. I've brushed my mouth and with it, my tongue, 8 times since reading the websites. I've drank water as it supposedly helps when the diarrhoea kicks in. Unfortunately E.Coli isn't the only thing I could have catched; there's as assload of other diseases I could have caught.

I don't want to die from eating a girl's shitter; rock 'n' roll as it may be, it ain't the way for me.



- The soon to be banned (probably before I even click submit) Chung...

Legend..

You'z gonna' DIE!!

Well only thing I can say is go to the docter and get the balls to do it!
#26
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Why bother with the multi accounts?


Why the link to your sub-par, only-occasionally-funny thread in your signature?

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Aww you're not banned again are you? You just got back.

Fucks sake...

Anyway, get well, or rather don't get sick soon.


Perma'd, I'm afraid; apparently asking someone to suck your asshole is breaking the rules... (ironic really)
#28
Quote by UtBChung
Unfortunately E.Coli isn't the only thing I could have catched; there's as assload of other diseases I could have caught.


I dig the pun...
#29
I'm with grantnl02 on this one... that is weird.
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#30
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ummm it doesnt matter what sex the asshole is... the point is its an asshole...


Yeah, you seem like the kind of person who doesn't have a problem differentiating between the two...
#31
So why'd you get banned Chung?
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