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This is not meant to offend anyone, but what are some of the funniest names you have ever heard? Kind of like Harry Dick, or Wang Chung, or something like that.
My personal favourite is the last name 'Ng'. How do you pronounce that?? There isnt even a vowel!
#2
i said it like this.. "NuG"...so you only just heard the u


Ben Dover, man i love that name
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My mom met this guy whose name was Scott Towell...what were his parents thinking eh!
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Wayne King has gotta be at the top somewhere I actually heard that once on a speaker thing in a shopping center
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#13
Ng= Ing btw.

I know kids with the last names Wang and Miao (pronounced Meow)
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Dwayne Pipe
Or that Russian dude "Ivan Itchianus"
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i had to go to my cousinds bar mitzfah ( did i spell that right?) and although it did pay off in free food and an open bar i had to go to the church thing the night before. they were having people pray for peopel in need and the last one was"now let aus pray for a good friend of ours in the hospital mr. harry wang" everybody lloked sad and i was giggling like a schoolgirl in a big room so it echoed all over the place

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Hughe G. Rection

I had a teacher whose last name was Nut. Her husbands name was Harry...no joke.
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#20
my friend needs to read this.
he has a seizure every time he hears a funny name, it's just not normal.

anyway, Bud Sects
the guys actual name is buddy but they call him bud
#22
Pubert is a funny name.. it was on a movie and there is actually a kid in a few grades below me (a freshman i think?) any way his name is pubert.. i feel so bad for him.
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#23
Nergatusk...no joke....dudes first name
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#24
There's a Sri Lankan dude in the year below me at college - his first name is Tharsan, pronounced "Tarzan". Registration time is funny, everyone goes "AH-AH-A-AH-AH!!!" when his name is called
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#26
theres a songwriter named Jack Shit,and im not kidding,my teacher had me read this cd booklet on who wrote the songs,and what they were about,and that was the guys name.
#27
Obviously Ng would be pronounced ... howls of amazement ... the way it is written. Ng. It's not like that sound doesn't appear in the English language. Just because there's no vowel doesn't make it unpronounceable. Just a little unnatural sounding.
#28
Honest to god, I know a kid named Mark Sadork.

One time we had a substitute and on her attendance sheet we replaced three names in a row with "Ben Dover", "Anne C.", and "Howie Feyels". That was good for a chuckle or two. XD
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#29
I was at this hockey tournament watching a game, when some kid runs out of a dressing room holding the program and screams "Hey! Some kids name is Hiscock!"

The entire arena started chanting "His-****, His-****" Funniest shit ever.
#31
my friends dad worked with someone named Richard Head so people always called him dick head
#32
Best name i've ever heard was the president of the anti-doping federation or something like that. His name is Dick Pound.
#33
One of our teachers is called B. J. Lord The caretaker has a dodgy name like that too but i cant remember what it is
#35
I heard about this guy, His name Was John Nuss or Something, apparently his kids were called Amelia and Peter Nuss...

Also, at a whole school assembly, "Jack Russell" was called out to receive an award, at first there were just a few chuckels, but then heaps of people burst out laughing..poor kid
#36
FYI, anybody who says somebodys name is like Harry Wang, its BS.


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I heard about this guy, His name Was John Nuss or Something, apparently his kids were called Amelia and Peter Nuss...


I don't get it...

Edit: I just got it. A Nuss and P Nuss. Ha ha.
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Oi. Watch it. My grandfather's name was Archibald.



im guessing he was known as archie?
#39
I totally remember seeing some clip of a news article. Some guy was talking and the caption along the bottom gave his name.

WILLIE STROKER.
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I had a teacher whose last name was Nut. Her husbands name was Harry...no joke.



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