#1
Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the aisle of the
plane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other
is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the
people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the runway.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water,
panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all
retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in
goodhands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're
all gonna f*ckin' die."
#2
Ha ha ive never heard that before.
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#3
That's not bad. I haven't heard it either.
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#4
hahaha! thanks man. good one.
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#5
I think I've heard a different version of this, still funny though, thank you for sharing

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#6
Heard it, but funny
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#7
haha Nice, but if I told this anywhere else no one would get it. (I don't know very many semi-intelligent people.)
#9
thats funy i got 1


tere is an airplane in the middle of the ocean about to crash and a woman gets up from her seat takes off all her clothes and says "which one of you man want to make me feel like a real woman in our last minutes of our lives" 1 man steps up hands her his clothes and says "here iron this"


i laugh everytime i hear this not sure if any1 else does
#10
Quote by beetroot10
thats funy i got 1


tere is an airplane in the middle of the ocean about to crash and a woman gets up from her seat takes off all her clothes and says "which one of you man want to make me feel like a real woman in our last minutes of our lives" 1 man steps up hands her his clothes and says "here iron this"


i laugh everytime i hear this not sure if any1 else does



HAHAHA i did
#13
Quote by The_G_String
ok 2 retarded pilots are comming in for a landing. so they land. one of the pilots say "wow that was the shortest landing strip ever" the other pilot says "but look how wide"



haha the shortest and silliest joke got me to laugh aloud XD, The others made me smile though
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#16
it took me like 2-3 seconds to get then i lol'd good joke
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#18
I thought the threads joke would be;

What do you call a black man who flies a plane???

A pilot you racist.
#19
Quote by GuitarFreak664
no you have it all wrong.......its because she's a woman

you ruined it.
#22
Haha, these are actually some decent jokes.
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#23
to all of the jokes here!
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah