when she's with u..
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be yourself, if she doesn't like you, you're screwed,

act natural, don't talk about sexual things, pretty simple
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You mean a shy girl? Ive been wondering the same thing.
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Yeah, that was really funny, especially because it was the first comment. Then it got all stupid and realistic, with the whole be yourself bullshit. Lube will work better.
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$250 for an amp? wow. is it worth it to invest that much in the amp?

No flatiating......

You gotta make small talk with her until she brings up a subject that you are waiting for.
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let her talk all she wants about her, only talk about yourself if she asks, answer shortly and concisely. let her keep talking and try to listen, they like when you listen....

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if she's shy, make her laugh

if she's not shy, ask her a broad generalized question and set aside a few hours
1. get seated
2. get comfortable
3. ask her about her family, job, musical taste
4. while she is distracted stare at her breasts and mumble under your breath about how you want to rub your face between them and make a motorboat noise with your mouth
Don't be rude (asking for buttsecks might be an example of being rude...). Be comfortable yourself and don't pressure her into doing anything, let her do it for herself.
Don't act happy. Never works for me.
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1. get seated
2. get comfortable
3. ask her about her family, job, musical taste
4. while she is distracted stare at her breasts and mumble under your breath about how you want to rub your face between them and make a motorboat noise with your mouth


Don't try to show off and act all tough. It looks really, really stupid.
I hate it when girls are crying and there's no way to comfort them. Like you say "It'll all be okay" and they look at you and say "NO IT WON'T" and start crying harder. Then I get uncomfortable and don't know what to say.

But anyway just be yourself.
Just smile alot. Make her feel like your non-threatening. Also, joke alot. Laughter makes the ladeez feel like your non-threatening.
Do not stare at the breasts. Breasts are not for staring at. Eyes are for looking at while talking to the girl in question. If all goes well with the girl, in time you will get enough of the breasts to fulfill your sophomoric side's wants. Which hopefully is not your only goal... if it is, go watch some porn and let that sexual frustration healthily - into a tissue.

But yeah, as a side note, don't do what I did once. This was not my finest hour, but a couple of summers ago I was at a week-long getaway thing. Being fifteen, I was interesting in two things. One, chasing ass. Two, scoring said ass once successfully chased. I picked a girl that I had some interest in, and she had some interest in me. By the time things got going at all, it was Friday night and we were parting ways the next morning.

We were alone, and I was sitting on the grass. She was sitting on top of me. Yes, there were pants on, so get your hand out of your pants, perv. Anyway, we started making out. But (oh noes!) we were on an incline, and she was sliding down my legs. Bummer. She started to hike herself up to get back into the most comfortable position, and as she did, I thought "Wait a minute. I'm never going to see this girl again. This is completely shallow and useless." Impulse struck, and being retarded and 15, I responded. When she was at the point where her breasts were pretty much right in my face, I stuck my head in between them and shook my head back and forth, yelling "WOGGA WOGGA WOGGA" all the while. Then I pulled back, kissed her on the lips, said goodbye, and went my own way.