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#1
Me and this one jackass ( ) got to talking and thought it'd be a (semi-)good idea to host a writing competition for the Pit-dwellers to share with us.

We have all the judges so far. PM your stories to me, if they are too long to fit in a PM, PM me for my e-mail, as I will not post it publicly and I will send a copy to each of the judges. They will have to deliberate with each other for the judging. The judges may use whatever system for judging that they can both agree upon, as long as a winner is chosen.

The subject of the story is: The apocalypse. The story can be about anything or everything that benefits the fall of mankind. Anything from 30 pieces of silver being exchanged to the planet flying into the sun will be accepted.

The winner gets to choose the topic for the next short story competition! Which is quite the prize to get a bunch of other people to write about what you want them to write about. In accordance with original rules, the winner cannot choose the subject of buttsecks, shoop woop, etc. Also, "Write about how great I am" is not going to be an accepted subject either.

Word limits: 1000 - 2500

Rules:
1) Stories must stay within the word limit.
2) This is a serious competition and is not for humorous stories involving the earth getting buttsecksed to death. The stories can be humorous in nature, but cannot include shoop da whoop, buttsecks, OVER NINE-THOUSAND, or any other stupid internet phenomenon.
3) PM your entries to me, and I will save them until a judge has been chosen. When a judge is chosen, I'll pass them on to him/her.

Contest ends on February 1st. If there is a minimal amount of entries, we may extend said due date.

Contestants:
1. VoltanEchoes|Finished
2. Teh_Traineez0rz (maybe)
3. guitar_man_guy|Finished
4. RobbieMac2002
5. urik
6. Craigo
7. LittleMan_LittlePenis
8. Rankles
9. ar73m
10. Iamafunguy
11. Lilvikingboy
12. Iluvpowerchords|Finished
13. Draken
14. TheHeartbreaker
15. guitar_freak333
16. chocolatguitar
17. Prince_Marguis
18. dannyboy14
19. TheShadow

Judges:
1. fridge_raider
2. siddyjain
3. meh!
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Last edited by VoltanEchoes at Jan 28, 2007,
#2
Lol @ Voltan thinking I'm his friend
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#4
Cool good idea,hope this works out.
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holy **** awesome win right there

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#5
Great idea, i'll judge if you want 'cause I don't have time to write up a story on it...exams etc.
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#6
Can we make the minimum 1000??

Cause that may be short enough for me to be bothered writing one.
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#7
I will compete. I been itchin' to write a story lately, but haven't had the insentive.
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#8
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Can we make the minimum 1000??

Cause that may be short enough for me to be bothered writing one.


I can go with that minimum, yea. It was my original idea anyway.
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#9
Hmmm, this might be good holiday preparation for me to get ready for english.

I'll post later if I wanna join in, just gotta think of an idea for a story first....
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#10
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I will compete. I been itchin' to write a story lately, but haven't had the insentive.


I can see why!
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#11
whats the word limit for a PM? wouldnt we have to sent lots of PM's to equal one story and your inbox would be full up?

Anyway, ive got an old short story of mine that ill enter so im in... I can pm you it or email you as an attachment if you prefer?
Originally posted by guitarkid27
RobbieMac2002 gives good advice.
#12
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whats the word limit for a PM? wouldnt we have to sent lots of PM's to equal one story and your inbox would be full up?

Anyway, ive got an old short story of mine that ill enter so im in... I can pm you it or email you as an attachment if you prefer?


Read the above edit, and thanks for presenting that problem.
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#13
i wanna participate . already getting ideas
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#14
Man, I'd like to get involved, but I don't have enough time to spare to write a story
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#15
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Man, I'd like to get involved, but I don't have enough time to spare to write a story


Well, if you ever have free time and want to compete, let me know.
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#17
Sign me up. I got one already I want to enter. I just want to edit it, to make everything perfect.

EDIT: Fooks sake, I noticed the subject. Sign me up anyway.
Last edited by Craigo at Jan 19, 2007,
#19
I'll be in, I just don't know if I'll have much time to get it done.
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#20
Sure I'm in. Had some stuff written anyways.
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#21
If there weren't a designated topic for the story I would completely be in on this. However, I don't much enjoy Apocalyptic stories.

Hopefully there will be a new one soon that I will participate in.
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#22
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If there weren't a designated topic for the story I would completely be in on this. However, I don't much enjoy Apocalyptic stories.

Hopefully there will be a new one soon that I will participate in.


If this one goes over well, I may do this again. If I do it again, it'll probably sometime in either late February or March.

Though I suppose that means it's not really annual...
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#24
Sign me up
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#27
If this one goes over well, I may do this again. If I do it again, it'll probably sometime in either late February or March.

Though I suppose that means it's not really annual...

Actually, you may count me in, if it is not too late. There is no restriction on genre, correct? So I can feel safe in my Fantasy surroundings

So yea, sign me up. I should have something by tomorrow night, if not later tonight.
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#28
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Actually, you may count me in, if it is not too late. There is no restriction on genre, correct? So I can feel safe in my Fantasy surroundings

So yea, sign me up. I should have something by tomorrow night, if not later tonight.


the only restriction is that it has to be about the apocalypse
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#30
Thank you for joining, the list has been updated.

Didn't think this would be as popular as it is.
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#32
The first entry has been received!

Iluvpowerchords got his story in, with 10 days to spare!
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#33
I'd write a story, but my prelims (exams) are at the moment. I will judge, though, if you like.
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#34
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I'd write a story, but my prelims (exams) are at the moment. I will judge, though, if you like.


Then we have our final judge.
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#35
I'm in but i might be just on the deadline as i won't be writing till wednesday night.
#37
I'll do it, can I still enter?
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#38
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I'll do it, can I still enter?


Yea, anyone can enter up until Feb 1st, as long as they turn in their story on Feb 1st.
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#39
i wish to be a judge.


if you want to see if i'm "worthy" or something like that, just PM me and i'll send you a few stories.

EDIT: nvm, didn't know you had a final judge. guess i'll just submit a story then.
Last edited by chocolatguitar at Jan 22, 2007,
#40
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i wish to be a judge.


if you want to see if i'm "worthy" or something like that, just PM me and i'll send you a few stories.

EDIT: nvm, didn't know you had a final judge. guess i'll just submit a story then.


Sorry to burst your bubble.

But let that be a lesson to you....sign up early. I suppose as a favor, I'll line you up for judging for the next time I do this.
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10/10 you gloriously peculiar chatter Voltan rocks.


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