#1
My friends, the day has arrived! You can now call me -god- or martha...

http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#2
Thanks?
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#7
I was laughing at some of those.. Mainly because of some awkward memories....
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#8
Awwh... that site is nothing without pedagogic pictures.

Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.


I'll pass
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#9
lolz i refuse to call you god though... you can be a martha if you want
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#11
Lmao at the never "flex" part. I used to do that all the time during school.
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#13
Dude, I don't have the guts to ask you what you were actually looking for on the net, to stumble upon that.
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#14
Khaki pants hide it? My ****ing ass they do. I used to get a boner about every day at my last job, and Khaki pants didn't do shit for me.
#15
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Dude, I don't have the guts to ask you what you were actually looking for on the net, to stumble upon that.



Isn't it obvious? He was looking for a good thumbnail gallery for erected penises.