#1
I'm serious, I don't make this stuff up. There is literally a whole branch of humour devoted to jokes that don't make any sense! Here's some from wikipedia:

Jonny went in to the bakers & asked for a loaf of bread.
Baker; "White or brown"
Jonny; "It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."



Two nuns in a bath. One says "Pass the soap", and the other says "What am I, a radio?"

and last but not least...

If I'm canoeing up a tree, how many cupcakes does it take to get to the moon? None, since vests don't have sleeves.

Can anyone find some more?
#3
dude... I am so confused right now, wtf? :/
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#4
AHAHAH!! These are awesome! They sound like the jokes that you get on the Laffy Taffy wrappers that 10 year olds make up. lol But these are better. They even make more sense than Laffy Taffy
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#6
How many waffles does it take to build a dog house?

NONE! Chickens don't eat ice cream.
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#7
Who do you deserve to live?

You don't! Because these jokes are told by 8 year olds who didn't get the f*cking telegram saying 'randomness' isn't funny, cool or original! Get it?
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#8
Thats a bit, but not much, like

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in car?
Get in the car Robin
#10
I prefer anti jokes.

What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and George Bush?
One of them is dead.


Why does Brian Peppers molest people?
Because he can.


An Englishman, an Irishman and a blonde walk into a bar.
They proceed to order their drinks and talk about recent events.
#12
What about dead baby jokes, do they count?

How do you get 100 babies in a bucket
Use a liquidiser

How do you get them out again
Tortilla chips

What's teh difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock.

What do you get when you cut a baby's throat.
An erection.

What do you call a baby on a stick?
Lunch.

They go on and on.
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#13
Two rhinos sit in a tree and sew the water together using a couple of bricks. One of them asks "What time is it?", and the other responds "Thursday."
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#14
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Jonny went in to the bakers & asked for a loaf of bread.
Baker; "White or brown"
Jonny; "It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."


dude, get high as hell and have a friend tell you that joke. i ASSURE you you will laugh.

i sure ****ing did.