Poll: If you'd put all of the Ug'ers in a room, what would happen??
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View poll results: If you'd put all of the Ug'ers in a room, what would happen??
An Orgy
20 7%
A Gigantic Jam Session
57 20%
An Anal Orgy
67 24%
Not much
58 20%
Invention of a brand new drug
47 17%
Other (Please say what)
34 12%
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#1
A question that been on my mind lately..

..If you'd put all of the UG'ers in a room, and lock them in there, what would happen..?
#3
Group buttsecks done to the rhythm of jazzy death metal, with like 50000 guys shreding over it. Some people would begin to eat other people while others would just sit and smoke pot. A few thousand would be complaining about how anything anyone else does has been done before, and another 10000 would probably be breaking their guitars on the heads of the n00bs. The rest would be comparing penis size.
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#5
Quote by NovemberRain273
Group buttsecks done to the rhythm of jazzy death metal, with like 50000 guys shreding over it. Some people would begin to eat other people while others would just sit and smoke pot. A few thousand would be complaining about how anything anyone else does has been done before, and another 10000 would probably be breaking their guitars on the heads of the n00bs. The rest would be comparing penis size.

#6
Quote by NovemberRain273
Group buttsecks done to the rhythm of jazzy death metal, with like 50000 guys shreding over it. Some people would begin to eat other people while others would just sit and smoke pot. A few thousand would be complaining about how anything anyone else does has been done before, and another 10000 would probably be breaking their guitars on the heads of the n00bs. The rest would be comparing penis size.


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#7
oxygen starvation. unless the squishedness killed us all first. there are a LOT of UGers so you'd need a pretty big room. but if you could find one, odds are there'd just be total chaos. with the irregular case of buttsecks.
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#8
Knowing UG all of thee above....
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#10
I reckon some stoners & users out there would create a drug.

We could make a new cocktail to!

like a Ghandi!
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#11
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All the chat regs would leave and make thier own room.


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#12
Quote by NovemberRain273
Group buttsecks done to the rhythm of jazzy death metal, with like 50000 guys shreding over it. Some people would begin to eat other people while others would just sit and smoke pot. A few thousand would be complaining about how anything anyone else does has been done before, and another 10000 would probably be breaking their guitars on the heads of the n00bs. The rest would be comparing penis size.

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#13
Quote by NovemberRain273
Group buttsecks done to the rhythm of jazzy death metal, with like 50000 guys shreding over it. Some people would begin to eat other people while others would just sit and smoke pot. A few thousand would be complaining about how anything anyone else does has been done before, and another 10000 would probably be breaking their guitars on the heads of the n00bs. The rest would be comparing penis size.



#14
I can tell you one thing: it wouldn't turn out good.
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#15
probably a clash of egos and a hench argument
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#16
Here's a little history lesson for you:

You know Vlad Tepes, right? He was the king which inspired Bram Stoker to write about Dracula.

But other than that, he was a normal flesh and blood guy.

So one sunny day in the 14th century or so, he decided he wanted to get rid of all the beggars, thieves and low-lives in his lands. So what did he do?

He arranged a large feast in a big house and invited all the beggars and low-lives to party and enjoy themselves. So as everyone drank, ate and partied, the guards got out all the crippled beggars (the ones who had no choice but to beg to sustain themselves), and then sealed the doors shut and BURNED THE PLACE DOWN. Problem solved.

Now, this little tale inspires me...
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#17
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#18
No one would go on UG anymore.
Unless we had tonnes of computers.
Also, we'd make the rockingest song ever - so rocking there would never again be any need for any music and we would rule over the industry with a very articulate iron fist that shreds occaisionally.
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#19
Everyone will compete in a big huge battle of the bands sort of thing. And that thing that NovemberRain273 said.
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#20
A bunch of people would get in a debate over whether speed or emotion is better, and then people would get angry and start fighting and smashing guitars over each others heads, and then a massive buttsecks orgy would begin.
#22
buttsecks...lots and lots of buttsecks. then we'd all sit around and make buttsecks jokes and tell buttsecks stories!
#24
Quote by Mad Marius
Here's a little history lesson for you:

You know Vlad Tepes, right? He was the king which inspired Bram Stoker to write about Dracula.

But other than that, he was a normal flesh and blood guy.

So one sunny day in the 14th century or so, he decided he wanted to get rid of all the beggars, thieves and low-lives in his lands. So what did he do?

He arranged a large feast in a big house and invited all the beggars and low-lives to party and enjoy themselves. So as everyone drank, ate and partied, the guards got out all the crippled beggars (the ones who had no choice but to beg to sustain themselves), and then sealed the doors shut and BURNED THE PLACE DOWN. Problem solved.

Now, this little tale inspires me...



Now thats just cruel..
#25
ahaha i dont know what you guys are talking aboud but sound good to me gotta play some more guitar :0
#26
A buttsecks orgy in one part of the room, some random jamming in another and a group of people browsing UG.
#27
People will you'se their SEARCH BUTTONS!! this thread has been done before about 15 pages of it!!
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People will you'se their SEARCH BUTTONS!! this thread has been done before about 15 pages of it!!


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#30
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People will you'se their SEARCH BUTTONS!! this thread has been done before about 15 pages of it!!


Go away.

Buttsecks orgy obviously
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#32
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Everyone addctied to Butts3aks here lol



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#35
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LookS like most of us here are idiots xD



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#36
First off newbs would be killed, second off, a search bar will be a necessity, and third off, therre would be a whole bunch of death metal and people talkng about the same thing right after somebody else had mentioned the topic
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#37
I bet it'll be like all the English people like FronkPies, Dob, and GiantRaven will all just can't be bothered to do anything Then probably lots of sex.
#38
lots of talk about masterbation
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#39
All choices except "Not much", and there would be a merciless massacre of many users (the n00b late 06ers and the more retarded 07ers would come first).

But noone important would die.

And there would be sub-genre debates as well as the creation of multiple new genres. Mostly metal and rock genres, whether they be shit or fantastic.

And I hope this is a huge fucking room. Over 1000 users won't fit in just any room.
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