#1
Just thought I'd bring these up. There's some very funny true stories on their site. It's just an organization that gives awards to people that have done incredibly stupid things. My personal favorite is the flying lawnchair...I actually want to try it, haha.

http://www.darwinawards.com/
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#2
The one about the stolen Lobster is my favorite. :p
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#3
I like the one about the guy who put the firecracker in his ass and it blew up. He's still alive but it annihilated his genitals so he's eligible for a Darwin Award anyway.
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