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So how do you get close to girls? and, ultimately in their pants?
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#2
you go to the relationship thread
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#3
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you go to the relationship thread

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#6
Well...you start be being less shallow...
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#9
Don't be shallow. Be nice. Listen to what she says. ACTUALLY listen. Don't just stare at her bosom. Ask her about herself. Respond to her questions.

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#12
Booze. And many's of it!
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Quote by ChurchNSkate
Don't be shallow. Be nice. Listen to what she says. ACTUALLY listen. Don't just stare at her bosom. Ask her about herself. Respond to her questions.



That would never work, it's too obvious, most girls can tell when you're sincere, or just want a quick one-night ****.
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You rape them when they're not looking.


*duh*


So....anally then?
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Not if they're blind


Man...imagine BLIND anal rape......
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#21
why is anyone helping this kids hes like 12 years old. Wait till ur balls drop and then u can figure out how
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#22
Well if you're asking that kind of question, you should try penis enlargement.
#24
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No, in their mouth mofo
No, in their eyes mofo. They can't see when they're being raped in the eyes.
#25
It depends on the type of girl you're trying to get.

The kind that are more prone to allowing you in there pants rather quickly (but are still not absolutely dirty) if they're attracted to you you'll get there somehow if you don't screw things up. Best place to get them is at a party.

THe more uptight girls....you can't really get into there pants until you have a close relationship for a while. YOu can't base it on getting in their pants or else you will fail (unless you have mad skills at getting chicks). YOu probably have to become their boyfreidn for a couple months first.

Note: this is a generalization....not all situations/girls will be like this. This is only from my own experiences and from other's that i know.....plus a little bit of theorizing and instinct.
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#26
You listen to their problems. If the person you like is taken, just be a very good friend of hers, someone she can lean on when times are rough. When her relationship is over you can move in eventually.

Come on people, it's not that hard.

p.s. - please don't use this for evil
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#28
Honestly, don't try. Act like you don't care. There you go, but you still probably aren't gonna get any.
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Quote by Indianian
why is anyone helping this kids hes like 12 years old. Wait till ur balls drop and then u can figure out how



...And your probably 14 and have been on the internet so long that you relish the chance to mock 12 year olds as other people did you.
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I applaud your knowledge and humor.



and i applaud with you.


42.. hehe.. those books, and that movie was excellent
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and i applaud with you.


42.. hehe.. those books, and that movie was excellent
I absolutely HATED the movie. It's one of the most disappointing movies I've EVER seen.

And I'm not even one of those guys who just hates movies and loves the books, but really I think that movie did no justice at ALL to the book.

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#32
You start by leaving UG

UG= no girls

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#33
I would have to say the best way to get in a girls pants is to ask if you can try her pants on....not to difficult
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#34
Quote by The Casualty
That would never work, it's too obvious, most girls can tell when you're sincere, or just want a quick one-night ****.

that or u get the rly dumb ones who dont notice... and one bad thing about that approach is that gets u deeper into the "friends zone" a place where no man wants to be...
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#36
pretend to care about them
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#38
Quote by HawkaLuigi
You listen to their problems. If the person you like is taken, just be a very good friend of hers, someone she can lean on when times are rough. When her relationship is over you can move in eventually.

Come on people, it's not that hard.

p.s. - please don't use this for evil

once again... friend zone... if gonna go for that approach dont be overly reliable or else ull become to good of friends and if that happens ull nvr get in her pants
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#39
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I'll say the same thing I said in the last identical thread:

1) Snap their thong.

2) Hit them upside the head with a 2 x 4.
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I would have to say the best way to get in a girls pants is to ask if you can try her pants on....not to difficult


You'd be surprised to know how many girls I've done that to.
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