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#1
For some reason, I just suddenly though of this. I mean, what is the point of wearing underwear? You can't see it when you walk around, really the only time that anyone would be able to see your underwear is when your taking it off to take a shower or changing clothes, so when you think about it, no one even sees your underwear. So, what's the point?
#2
Clothes aren't just for looks.
They're for comfort.
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#7
Because they restrain those embarrassing boners you get in public.
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#8
I might try commando, that'd be sweet.
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#9
Have you ever went to swimming class, put your swimming shorts under your pants so you're not late for class and once you get out you realize you forgot your underwear and your belt at home? Happened to me, naked under your pants is not comfortable and without a belt you can lose your pants anytime.
#11
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I'm circumsized, the head of my penis is exposed. It doesn't feel very comfortable when I walk around and it rubs against my pants, so I wear underwear.


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#12
And lets not forget the unfortunate guy who has to take a sh$@ and there is NO Toilet Paper.. like up deer hunting when no one was er I mean is around.
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#14
I wear my jeans so low everyone would actually see my penis and my ass
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#15
Hygiene.
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#16
Because commando is fantastically uncomfortable.
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#17
So the underwear-making companies stay in business.
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#18
I havn't wore underwear in about a year. No joke...Stopped wearing em last year on the 28th of Jan. I think...
So I feel where you're coming from, threadstarter.
And to all of you who say jeans are uncomfortable, etc etc etc. Buy more comfortable jeans. Simple as that. =D
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#19
My boxers are always to big for me so i usually have my pants on my waist and my boxers half way on my ass. Implus if you sit down, you dont want to show the plumbers crack..
#22
Quote by xDie_Romanticx
i need it cuz like girls on their periods....ewwww can you imagine if they didnt wear undies

Nothing would be different?
#29
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#30
Because pants are an extra layer in between your bell and your zip.

An extra layer that your future children rely on
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#31
So you don't have to wash your pants so often. Seriously, I have jeans that I haven't washed in months. There's no way that I'd get away with that if I had my sweaty junk rubbing on the inside of them.
#32
Quote by Yakult
Because pants are an extra layer in between your bell and your zip.

An extra layer that your future children rely on


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#33
Quote by xDie_Romanticx
i need it cuz like girls on their periods....ewwww can you imagine if they didnt wear undies


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#34
Well, for one, you could easily get your junk stuck in your zipper. Wearing underwear is comfortable, I don't know about most people but I don't want rough denim rubbing against my penis.

Your pants would also reak of sweaty balls and/or crap.
#35
Circumcised+boner+jeans=Boner rubbing against zipper and jeans causing your penis to hurt like hell.

Underwear is for the protection of the genitals, not to mention to keep your jeans from smelling like crap.

As for expensive ass funky underwear with designs that people get? No idea.

Don't really see the point in having cute/pretty/fancy underwear.
#37
Do you want those rough jeans zippers on your dick?

I think not.
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#39
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And if you wear jeans the zipper feels like a carrot slicer on your dick


tru dat

and plus if you have cool boxers girls like it. and wearing boxers allows you to be able to sag your pants
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