#1
At my high school a couple times I would break into the school lockers and leave porno magazine pictures in them. Any else do the same? It got some attention but one time they called the police and announced it over the schools intercom.
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#2
Leave porn in my locker if you want. Just as long as its not Used or Gay, or Both.
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#3
So... did you get caught?

The common one was a stinkbomb in my school, but we had cameras...
#4
I once left a sandwhich in an abandoned locker for the whole year. At the end of the year we (me and my friends) took it out. It wasn't even recognizable as a sandwhich anymore. It was more like a solid green brick. Anyway on the last day we went in the hallway found some poor guy and nailed him right in the face with it. It exploded on impact and sent chunks of green hairy shit all over the hallway. I'm a jackass I know...

other things too such as stink bombs, condoms in lockers etc.
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#5
Yeah I got caught. I had told one of my teachers it was me who did it and then she in turn told the cops. Then the cops got me on vandalizism of school property. It sucked.
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#6
Super glue heaps of dildos to the most used entrance and put a sign, "Welcome to Dildo High"
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#7
put used condoms on doorknobs. Drives the teachers nuts.
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#8
I staged a protest against not being able to wear hats by setting up a tent on top of the one of the sheds and said i was gonna live there till they let us wear hats. Lasted about 30 minutes before the cops were called. I got a warning
#9
I go to the school at night, hop the fence into the baseball field, and pee in the dugout. Its funny cause theyre all pricks and then they sit in pee haha
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#10
usually some one puts condoms on drinking fountains, it wasnt me , but it was funny as hell
#11
Baby-oil the floor of the Commons, or major hallway. Me and my friends did that, we found blind spots in the cameras in the deans office once, so we did it. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Thank God nobody got hurt though, there could have been real trouble.

Another time some friends of mine rubber-cemented all the doors in our science and english wings closed, those classes were cancelled for the day because they couldn't get the cement off for a while.
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#12
i've never done this, but it's a brilliant idea.. you bring heaps of those zip ties to school and just zip tie stuff together, like peoples bags and double doors
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#13
Every year the grade 12s pull pranks on the last day of school.

Grade 9: They threw water balloons full of piss at the grade 9s (luckily I went home for lunch)
Grade 10: Stinkbombs and girls fighting topless in th Commons (again, went home for lunch)
Grade 11: Spiders, rats, soap bombs

This year, my buddies were planning to put ex lax in the cafeteria slurpee machine (everyone else pussed out and we couldn't get a "man on the inside") and someone is planning to release a goat.

In terms of non-grad pranks, someone put a sign up in the hallway where the emo kids hang out that said "Emo Alley." One of the emo kids cried and everyone else had a good laugh.
#14
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Every year the grade 12s pull pranks on the last day of school.

Grade 9: They threw water balloons full of piss at the grade 9s (luckily I went home for lunch)
Grade 10: Stinkbombs and girls fighting topless in th Commons (again, went home for lunch)
Grade 11: Spiders, rats, soap bombs

This year, my buddies were planning to put ex lax in the cafeteria slurpee machine (everyone else pussed out and we couldn't get a "man on the inside") and someone is planning to release a goat.

In terms of non-grad pranks, someone put a sign up in the hallway where the emo kids hang out that said "Emo Alley." One of the emo kids cried and everyone else had a good laugh.

I smell bullshit.
#15
I smell bullshit.

It's all true.

EDIT: The parts where I mention being home for lunch, I know because I got back to school when shit was getting cleaned up.
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#16
in high school my drummer and i set up our gear outside the classrooms one day and just started playing, that was funny. someone in my friends high school cemented half the doors in the building shut which beats mine.

i've always been more of a fan of college pranks, they're much more ridiculous and over the top. at my campus we have this science building and it looks very futuristic (shiny metal everything, doors that go swish). so we dressed in bathrobes and lightsaber dueled all throughout the building past classrooms, throught study lounges, until we went up to the roof and i got my arm chopped off, it was all down hill from there.
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#17
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It's all true.

EDIT: The parts where I mention being home for lunch, I know because I got back to school when shit was getting cleaned up.

K, film someone releasing the goat in the school, upload it on YouTube, and I will believe you.
#18
on the year 12's last day of school they have a muck up day. and the night before at like 3am, they all go to school and do stuff.... last year they made a Winter Wonderland on the hill, it was so awesome, there was a snowman and stuff all made out of polystyrn balls and shaving cream etc.... they wrote on the roof of the Gymnasium "Class of 2006" in school newsletters, and all sorts of stuff it was pretty awesome. but the year before them, they made Touch Powder (explodes on impact, so if u tread on it, it like burns through your shoe) and put it all over the place. that was pretty bad
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#19
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K, film someone releasing the goat in the school, upload it on YouTube, and I will believe you.


Okay, BRB in July, this is the last day of school we're talking about here. I just hope the guy doesn't bail, my ePeen's on the line.
#20
but the year before them, they made Touch Powder (explodes on impact, so if u tread on it, it like burns through your shoe) and put it all over the place. that was pretty bad


how exactly do you make this powder?
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#21
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how exactly do you make this powder?


why the hell would i tell you? one of our teachers actually told a kid how to make it, and now the whole school knows how.... btw u need some special chemicals from a science lab or school lab etc.
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#22
I googled Touch Powder and it came up with some wizard shit.

edit: Science Wizards*

http://sci_wiz.tripod.com/Touch_Powder.htm
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#23
i dont remeber school thought when i was in the army one night on barracks when we where all back late cleaning all our rooms and hallways (the army way) we suddnely all turned on the biggest guy there and tied him up (big guys fight more its a better fight). After taping him up we got him in the showers and hosed him down 30 seconds latter he broke free (he wasnt happy). I never forget the sight of 15 grown men trying to get through a single door way at the same time i was in the middle hehe i dont think he got anyone but shit i was out of the building and down the pub in like 30 seconds
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This idiot in our class was on the computer at lunchtime playing some game, and me and my friend went over and said
me+friend: "hey thats a cool game, i know an awesome cheat for it"
idiot : "ooh, what is it?"
Me+friend: "Hold down Alt and press F4".
idiot : "Cool! *holds down alt and presses f4, therefore game closes"

now this is the really funny bit

idiot: "hey the cheat didnt work, did i do it right?
me "aw, sorry we were thinking of the wrong game. I remember now, hold down the windows key and press "L" (the computer was windows xp)

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Windows +L? What does that do?
#25
yeah we have our senior prank planned out...were gonna release 3 pigs greased up with oil into the school with the numbers 1, 3, and 4 on them so when they catch all three they will think theres a fourth one with a number 2 on it and theyll search forever...hahaha
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yeah we have our senior prank planned out...were gonna release 3 pigs greased up with oil into the school with the numbers 1, 3, and 4 on them so when they catch all three they will think theres a fourth one with a number 2 on it and theyll search forever...hahaha



dude thats brilliant
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