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#1
Here's a fun thread. The poster simply answers the above poster's question and then poses a Would You Rather question for the next poster. Sooooo....


Would you rather get a blowjob from carmen electra or pamela anderson?
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#3
You're imagining the other thread, but that's different.


would you rather get hit by a truck or get gored by a bull
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#4
Hit by a truck.

Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie (Ugh!!) or a man?
My name is Marc! Silly username.
#5
Man

Would you rather eat or sleep?
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Just run the steer by my table and i'll grab a hunk off.
#6
sleep

Would you rather be decapitated by flying ninja midjets or by flying pirhanas with swords?
#7
flying pirhanas with swords

Would you rather give up guitar or get forced to have buttsecks with an old wrinkly man.
#9
buttsex with old man

would you rather join the army or have a broomstick shoved up your anus
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#10
Join the army

Would you rather have a constant blinking light in the corner of your eye or a constant ringing in your ears?
Self-Improvement is Masturbation
#11
a constant ringing in your ears.

would you rather masturbate with broken glass or watch your parents have sex?
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#12
masturbate with broken glass lol


Would you rather pee a marble or poop a baseball?
I HAVE A BAND NAMED FALLING CONFESSIONS
AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



"When there's a freakin' will, there is always a freakin' way!"
#14
poop a baseball. would you rather drink your own pee or eazt your own shit?
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*hugs back and grabs White Ponys ass*
#15
urine because if you're stuck on a boat w/no water it'll save you...but EWWW

would you rather a threesome w/two guys or two girls in it?
#17
dragonforce

woudl you rather never have sex again or be some really hot girls sex slave for the rest of your life, but never lever leave the house?
#18
Quote by White Pony
poop a baseball. would you rather drink your own pee or eazt your own shit?


Drink my own pee


Would you rather jump of the Empire State Building or get your balls ripped off?
I HAVE A BAND NAMED FALLING CONFESSIONS
AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



"When there's a freakin' will, there is always a freakin' way!"
#20
Quote by Hells_Bell
Jump.

Would you rather be able to play guitar with your feet or with your penis?



With my feet


WOuld you rather drink cow pee or eat horse dung?
I HAVE A BAND NAMED FALLING CONFESSIONS
AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



"When there's a freakin' will, there is always a freakin' way!"
#21
Quote by Prodigy999
With my feet


WOuld you rather drink cow pee or eat horse dung?


both


would you rather have your dick chopped off, or be a black dude?
#22
Be a black dude

would you rather die of cold or heat?
I HAVE A BAND NAMED FALLING CONFESSIONS
AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



"When there's a freakin' will, there is always a freakin' way!"
#24
Quote by doomnight
cold

would you rather suck my dick, or give me buttsecks ? =]


neither, cause your probably gay and old little boy

Would you rather get your thing get bit off my a bull or get your balls crushed by an

elephant?
I HAVE A BAND NAMED FALLING CONFESSIONS
AND I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
AND I P0WN!!!



"When there's a freakin' will, there is always a freakin' way!"
#25
Elephant.

Would you rather lick peanut butter off of Danny De Vito's chest or chocolate sauce off of Howard Stern's ass cheek?
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#26
Chocolate sauce off sterns ass cheek. No hair, and the sauce is smoother!

Would you rather shove a needle up your nose or in your ear?
Dead soldier! Go now to Valhalla!
#27
up my nose.

Would you rather make love to a boar or a STD infected Whore (rhyme \m/)
Quote by iHurricaneGTR

Goats are like mushrooms.
When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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South Korea should have their Starcraft league members double as military strategists.
#28
up nose, i can live without smell.


would you rather eat 6 pizzas in rapid succession or 4 wedding cakes?
#29
6 pizzas all the way, cake is too sweet.

would you rather go to sleep or wake up and piss about?
DANK MEMES
#30
swallow arazor blade, or pierce your nose with a soldering iron


wake up, that way I can spray anyone around
#31
Swallow teh iron.

Do yo mama, or chop of a hand?
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#32
try to get everyone on UG to take spelling lessons,or get buttsecks from every UGer whos said "buttsecks" more than 5 times
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#33
Quote by imSpecial2
try to get everyone on UG to take spelling lessons,or get buttsecks from every UGer whos said "buttsecks" more than 5 times

get buttsecks from every UGer whos said "buttsecks" more than 5 times
die from aids or cancer
#35
jessica


Be Hilary Clinton or good old George Dabuh
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Arrrgh! The agony! Bring me a virgin and a cup of Devil's brew!


Quote by mr kipling
I can sweep with my boner.I have to use light strings, otherwise My penis will look like an emo wrist.
#36
condoleeza rice


would you rather have acne get caused by masterbating(meaning everytimne u did ur self, u would get zits all over ur face) or not masterbate and always have clear skin?
#37
not masterbate, I can always just get laid

would you rather be a castrato w/ a divine voice, or have to rely on computers for your voice
#38
Quote by xDie_Romanticx
condoleeza rice


would you rather have acne get caused by masterbating(meaning everytimne u did ur self, u would get zits all over ur face) or not masterbate and always have clear skin?


Clear skin. I have a girlfriend for orgasmic needs.

Someone else think of one for me.
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#40
rely on the computers

would you rather try speed or acid
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I know I have Body Dysmorphic Disorder too.

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