#1
If there was a stubby little 3'6, 360 pound balding man in a lepard skin thong sitting in your living room when you came home?
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#2
a 3'6 person couldn't weigh 360 lbs.
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#4
Sell him to a freak show.
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#6
Poke him. Give him a nipple cripple. Poke him. Give him some money. Kick him out, after asking why he was there.
#8
step on him
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#9
have wild sex with him.
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#10
give him a shove to see if he rolled down the hill into the river and floated like a buoy.

...or ask my mum what the hell this guy is doing in our house.
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#11
why? Has this happened to you?
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#12
rofl
Gear:

Guitars
Ibanez JS1000
PRS custom 22
Fender Mustang 67'

Amp
Marshall JCM800 head
2x 1960AV half-stack

Pedals
Boss DS-1 Distortion Pedal
Boss CS-3 Compression Sustainer Pedal
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
ect.
#13
Have sex with him.

Seriously though, I would ask my mother why a man was in the house while my father was at work. Obviously.
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#14
kick the shit out of him and hit hi mwith a flaming basball bat
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#16
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why? Has this happened to you?



He's in my living room doing the truffle shuffle
Gear:

Guitars
Ibanez JS1000
PRS custom 22
Fender Mustang 67'

Amp
Marshall JCM800 head
2x 1960AV half-stack

Pedals
Boss DS-1 Distortion Pedal
Boss CS-3 Compression Sustainer Pedal
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
ect.
#21
I'd tell your mum to leave.
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#22
The solution is simple ...

Amp on

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#24
I would probably laugh
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#28
i'd probably just say "hey" then continue what i was doing. Obviously if he was in my house he'd be there for a reason right?