#1
I just discovered a new "stupid statement of the century", which tops the legendary "well thats your opinion".

someone actually just said to me, QUOTE: "everything you say, you think is right"



i am aware i cant spell the word centuary
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Well, that's your opinion


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#7
Quote by jeowy
I just discovered a new "stupid statement of the century", which tops the legendary "well thats your opinion".

someone actually just said to me, QUOTE: "everything you say, you think is right"



i am aware i cant spell the word centuary



it's not that stupid. sometimes i argue the opposing argument to what i honestly believe just to play devil's advocate. sometimes i use sarcasm or irony.

sometimes you forget to use your brain.
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#8
yeh but its still a stupid thing to have a go at someone because they never use sarcasm, irony, or play devils advocate...
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#9
^ I sometimes play devil's advocate.

For example, I had a hard time choosing sides on the 9.9999...=1 debate.
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#11
Quote by jeowy
yeh but its still a stupid thing to have a go at someone because they never use sarcasm, irony, or play devils advocate...



i wasn't having a go at you. you attached the statement to anyone and everyone, which is a little silly, now don't you think?

...sorry, my mistake. you don't think.

damn, there's my sense of kindness and goodwill to all creatures of UG again...
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#12
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i wasn't having a go at you. you attached the statement to anyone and everyone, which is a little silly, now don't you think?

...sorry, my mistake. you don't think.

damn, there's my sense of kindness and goodwill to all creatures of UG again...


i didnt mean that your having a go at me.
the original statement was my mum having a go at me. cos apparantly im a "know-it-all"
and obviously she wasnt having a go at me for not using sarcasm
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#13
Quote by jeowy
i didnt mean that your having a go at me.
the original statement was my mum having a go at me. cos apparantly im a "know-it-all"
and obviously she wasnt having a go at me for not using sarcasm



my mistake. blame a hangover and a hatred of nearly everyone i've ever met.
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#15
My mom doesn't let me buy what I want to.

I'm pretty sure she wont let me buy a Valve Junior.

"Why do you need it?"

So I asked her why my sister needs to buy a new set of clothes every other weekend.
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My mom doesn't let me buy what I want to.

I'm pretty sure she wont let me buy a Valve Junior.

"Why do you need it?"

So I asked her why my sister needs to buy a new set of clothes every other weekend.


What is a "set" of clothes?

I think the stupidest thing said to me (quite frequently, mind you), would be the expression "don't be ugly", meaning don't have an ugly attitude. However.. ugly people can't help it.