Poll: Will he make it?
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Yeah sure
24 43%
Nope Fish food
32 57%
Voters: 56.
#6
For the pirahnas' sake I hope he's not too tough and chewy.
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#9
from time to time they'll take a few stills from studio footage and plaster it on the internet, along with some contrived videos, whilst he sits smugly in a boat, floating happily downstream.

what? i'm a born cynic.
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#10
An anaconda's gonna eat him.
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#12
I think it's cool. He'll be wearing a full body wet suit so I doubt he'll have much trouble with predators. Sharks rarely attack humans. Crocs rarely attack in the water. The piranhas will probably be his biggest threat but I'm not sure if they'd try to eat a rubber wet suit. Not to mention the boats are there to help him if he gets into trouble.
#13
Quote by Dæmönika
"for world peace and environment,"

How's him swimming a river going to do anything?


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#14
sorry, he's doing it for world peace and the enviroment, so he obviously cares about nature, plants, animals etc. how does that justify his friends pouring 'Buckets of animal blood' into the water, surely they must have killed a few animals for the blood.
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#16
There were 666 votes for the little rating at the bottom.

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#17
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sorry, he's doing it for world peace and the enviroment, so he obviously cares about nature, plants, animals etc. how does that justify his friends pouring 'Buckets of animal blood' into the water, surely they must have killed a few animals for the blood.
You can care about nature and the environment and still eat meat. The blood probably came from a butcher shop or something. Not to mention it's not like they're gonna be constantly pouring the stuff into the water. It's only being kept on hand in case they need it in the event of an attack.

At the same time. Hospitals keep bags full of human blood in case they need it and no one was killed for that. So for all you know the blood is being taken from live animals without doing any permanent or life-threatening damage.
#18
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#19
he will probably die after sexual intercourse with the young pirana. when he later realizes he picked up a std from donna... the slutty pirana.
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#21
Quote by garett
I think it's cool. He'll be wearing a full body wet suit so I doubt he'll have much trouble with predators. Sharks rarely attack humans. Crocs rarely attack in the water. The piranhas will probably be his biggest threat but I'm not sure if they'd try to eat a rubber wet suit. Not to mention the boats are there to help him if he gets into trouble.


actually, bull sharks are the most aggresive shark on earth. they often strike for no reason, and have eaten humans.
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#22
Hell probable get killed by the lions and leopards and stuff that generally live along the banks of the river. If they dont kill him the hippos prbably will
#23
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"for world peace and environment,"

How's him swimming a river going to do anything?


Appart from getting some sort of cancerous disease from the pollutants in the river...
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