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this is kinda awkward but people have been talking about masterbateing on UG and at school a lot and i don't fully understand it. is it when you rub your penis with ben gay? this is what my friend told me. can anyone tell me exactly what it is?
#3
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#4
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#5
oh, jesus christ. please, please, please let this be a joke.
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#10
Ask your mother.
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#14
Someone had better sig this.
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#16
place you hand on the erect penis and move your hand up and down
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#17
grip penis...pump until satisfied

EDIT: Damn beat me to it^^
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#18
dont make me tab it out again
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#22
look at his username it has cum in it.
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#23
ben gay makes you cum the fastest, and feels the best, works better than a womens hand i tell you ;-)
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#24
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this is kinda awkward but people have been talking about masterbateing on UG and at school a lot and i don't fully understand it. is it when you rub your penis with ben gay? this is what my friend told me. can anyone tell me exactly what it is?


you expect us to believe that this is serious question when you just signed up today? Especially with that name!?
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#29
this isnt funny. its kind of embarassing. i dont want this thread to be up long because more people will see it so can someone just tell me what it is???
#30
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what is cum? my friend made this name for me


dude! Its not funny anymore! No one believes you
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#34


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this isnt funny. its kind of embarassing. i dont want this thread to be up long because more people will see it so can someone just tell me what it is???



Sucks for you, this is linked to from the front page.
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#36
haha at all the above, too funny.
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#38
oh for ****'s sake, not another one.
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#39
Your username says "cum" in it yet you don't know what masturbation is...?


oh wait beaten to it..
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#40
uve tried to masturbate and it hurts, omg i feel sorry or you, anyway this is probably a joke
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