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#2
i said something like this a while back, and half of UG ended up with half-naked pics of me.

mate, i commend your bravery, but you don't know what you're getting into here.
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#6
Quote by burningcowsrule
Well, go on.

I'm bored and feeling like shit, make me laugh.


Read the "masturbation question" thread. All of it. That should make you laugh quite a lot.
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#7
My laptop is burning my my leg, my willy is also hard because im looking at porno, and it cant stand up because my laptop ios int he way
#8
Quote by esther_mouse
i said something like this a while back, and half of UG ended up with half-naked pics of me.

mate, i commend your bravery, but you don't know what you're getting into here.

howd that happen

oh and....i dunno...dance or somethin
#9
Quote by Siftings
howd that happen

oh and....i dunno...dance or somethin



LAUGAM v2 thread. i challenged them to cheer me up via text message. i stupidly promised a prize, not thinking of the consequences. the winners requested naked pics...but i have SOME morals.
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I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
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#10
i woke up with sevier pains in my lower intestence. Now i cant breathe
Joey! Watch your speed!
#11
dragonforce

just that word makes me laugh everytime, if it dont work for you then... im sorry dude.
#14
You're not the only one who feels like shit. No matter how shit you feel like, somewhere else, someone is feeling 10 times as worse. At present, you're better off getting on with other pressing matters than dwell on your current situation whatever that is.

You should never feel ashamed you're feeling bad. In truth, people with the most severe problems like depression are a lot stronger than they think (contrary to popular view that they have depression because they can't deal with life). Just tell yourself, you're better than this and forget your burdens.
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#15
The reason you feel shitty and bored is your own fault, its your problem, not ours.
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Obviously I'm biased towards the correct point of view. What kind of retard isn't?


#16
Quote by esther_mouse
i said something like this a while back, and half of UG ended up with half-naked pics of me.


can I have?
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#17
Quote by GoodNite_AmyLee
You should never feel ashamed you're feeling bad. In truth, people with the most severe problems like depression are a lot stronger than they think (contrary to popular view that they have depression because they can't deal with life). Just tell yourself, you're better than this and forget your burdens.


Easier said than done.

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The reason you feel shitty and bored is your own fault, its your problem, not ours.


I'm sure that's a great help. You'd make an excellent psychiatrist. Who needs a degree to help people when they can just ask some jackass on the internet and get given that gem. Douche.
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#19
You don't have to feel like shit. Life is not so bad, it's full of exciting stuff, great oportunities and fun.


But then you grow old and die.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

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#20
Quote by Aceroth
can I have?



no. half of UG has them by now. just ask around

Quote by Meths
Easier said than done.


I'm sure that's a great help. You'd make an excellent psychiatrist. Who needs a degree to help people when they can just ask some jackass on the internet and get given that gem. Douche.



i'm inclined to agree with Meths' succinct and accurate summary.
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#21
Quote by Meths
Easier said than done.


LOL. I completely agree. It is easier said than done, I know but the point is, that's what it ultimately the moral.
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#22
Quote by esther_mouse
i said something like this a while back, and half of UG ended up with half-naked pics of me.

mate, i commend your bravery, but you don't know what you're getting into here.

Does that mean a quarter of UG has entirely naked pics of you?


WHOALASKA!! WHOALASKAAAA!!!
#25
Hmm, well you all just restored my faith in UG. Page 2 and only one 'buttsecks' post, i think the Pit may well be getting slightly more intelligent/classy.

Thanks everyone *heads to the 'mastrubation question' trhead to see what all the hype is about*
#26
Quote by Meths
Easier said than done.


I'm sure that's a great help. You'd make an excellent psychiatrist. Who needs a degree to help people when they can just ask some jackass on the internet and get given that gem. Douche.


Well then surely someone asking for help is also a jackass...
#29
Quote by joshjhasarrived
Does that mean a quarter of UG has entirely naked pics of you?





it means more people than i care to count do.

sigh.

temporary lapse of sanity = months of regret.
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I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
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#30
Quote by esther_mouse
it means more people than i care to count do.

sigh.

temporary lapse of sanity = months of regret.


you know, of you just gave them to me, it would save me A LOT or trouble. I'd really appreciate it...
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yeah, gamecube sucks, they only have baby games, like mario
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#31
Quote by Meths


I'm sure that's a great help. You'd make an excellent psychiatrist. Who needs a degree to help people when they can just ask some jackass on the internet and get given that gem. Douche.



Okay, i guess it was a pretty dickish thing to say, but its true!! Your responsible for your self, if you feel shitty, probally you deserve to feel shitty. You have allowed yourself to be carried by your councous mind to that state.

EDIT: so in saying, its entirley your own fault
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Obviously I'm biased towards the correct point of view. What kind of retard isn't?


#32
Quote by Aceroth
you know, of you just gave them to me, it would save me A LOT or trouble. I'd really appreciate it...



no. i've been bullied into giving them to too many people this week >.< go find 'em yourself.

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#33
Quote by esther_mouse
no. i've been bullied into giving them to too many people this week >.< go find 'em yourself.



it's not even that I'm a perv or anything, I just wanna see if I can convince you to give them to me

Besides, if you posted them, I bet it would cheer the threadstarted up
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#34
Quote by Aceroth
it's not even that I'm a perv or anything, I just wanna see if I can convince you to give them to me

Besides, if you posted them, I bet it would cheer the threadstarted up



...ehh, maybe.

but that would be too easy
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<//////>~ dA
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#36
I'd like to see just a photo of you.. I've always wondered what an actual girl on UG would look like I'm sure you're beautiful, I just can't shake the idea of a UG Girl being some kind of hulking behemoth.
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#37
Quote by esther_mouse
...ehh, maybe.

but that would be too easy


hmm... what if I... tell you a funny joke? Or I dunno... text message you or something
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#38
Quote by preludetowar
Okay, i guess it was a pretty dickish thing to say, but its true!! Your responsible for your self, if you feel shitty, probally you deserve to feel shitty. You have allowed yourself to be carried by your councous mind to that state.

EDIT: so in saying, its entirley your own fault


. . .

You have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
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#39
haha, ok, guys, calm down. most people here have probably visited my horrendously offensive, taking the piss out of and insulting everyone myspace page, the link to which can be found on my profile.

there's a few pics on there.

but if you want the other ones, i'm gonna make you hunt for them, because i'm not feeling generous.
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I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#40
Quote by esther_mouse
haha, ok, guys, calm down. most people here have probably visited my horrendously offensive, taking the piss out of and insulting everyone myspace page, the link to which can be found on my profile.

there's a few pics on there.

but if you want the other ones, i'm gonna make you hunt for them, because i'm not feeling generous.


It must be tough being a girl on UG, surrounded by hormonal teenage boys who haven't yet discovered how to disable the filter on the google image search

Having said that, I'm going to proceed to be hypocritical and bug the crap out of you for those pics
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