Poll: where do they go?
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View poll results: where do they go?
“go to Venus, and try to grow a penis”(which they would then be a guy and get candy bars)
29 45%
“go to Jupiter to get even stupider
35 55%
Voters: 64.
#1
We all know that "guys go to mars to get more candy bars", but do girls....(poll options)?

Which is it?
#4
man, look it up on google next time.

boys go to mars to get more chocolate bars, girls go to venus to get a p3nis.

This thread is disrepectful to women.
I dare you to PM a metal mod named GREETY with this link.
do it.
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#5
But if they obtained penises, they would go to Mars. It would be full of men and shemales. Procreation anyone?
#7
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But if they obtained penises, they would go to Mars. It would be full of men and shemales. Procreation anyone?

Pfft.. We all know females whould rather eat then have sex.
#8
Girls go to Italy and... Uhh... Shittily?
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#9
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This thread is disrepectful to women.
I dare you to PM a metal mod named GREETY with this link.
do it.


Lighten up
#10
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Lighten up

you're telling ME to lighten up?
*shakes head*
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#12
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...what?


It must be hard to talk with Greety's dick in his mouth...cut him some slack.
#14
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...what?

I love you =) =P

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It must be hard to talk with Greety's dick in his mouth...cut him some slack.

nice...
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#15
in 5th grade i convinced the entire school that i had an uncle christina as a result of inbreeding.


i guess he went to venus?????
#16
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Girls go to Italy and... Uhh... Shittily?


nice try

Girls go to UG and... uh... gets attention
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#17
girls want candy, so im going with “go to Venus, and try to grow a penis”(which they would then be a guy and get candy bars)
#19
Invalid poll, missing option #3 "This thread sucks."
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#22
...they go to the dance to get in my pants...duh...
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
#25
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Invalid poll, missing option #3 "This thread sucks."

Why whould I put on option that I know for a fact no one would ever choose?
#27
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I like my vagina, so I'd rather go to Jupiter.


i like your vagina too
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
#28
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They all go to this wonderful place below Orion's belt.


ftw
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#29
What the hell?
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#30
I've... never heard that before.

Girls go to the bathroom together, I know that... but Venus or Jupiter? That's news to me...
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