#1
Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f78hrxxBKtc
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Last edited by WastedFire at Jan 20, 2007,
#3
LOL ^
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#5
whoops
ots there now
You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
#7
Where's the one about how he can ejaculate through solid steel?
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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

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#8
"Jesus wears a "What would Chuck Norris do" arm band."

I love that one!
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!