#1
What profession would rock stars have if they didnt make it in music?..eg James Hetfield-Long Distance Truck Driver, Lars Ulrich-Plumber, Marlyn Manson-Hairdresser etc
#2
Jimi Hendrix - gay fashion designer. David Bowie - Transexual prostitute. John Lennon - coal miner.
#4
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Jimmy Hendrix - gay fashion designer. David Bowie - Transexual prostitute. John Lennon - coal miner.

#6
Most of them dead, roadies, drug dealers, ozzy said he'd be in jail and i agree with him
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#7
Yngwie Malmsteen - McDonalds representative.
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#9
They would still be alive, i.e john lennon, hendrix, jim morrison, kurt cobain...
#11
Dave Mustaine - Irish Bombmaker
Lars Ulrich - Prison Bitch
Kerry King - Priest
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They would still be alive, i.e john lennon, hendrix, jim morrison, kurt cobain...

I don't knwo if Kurt Cobainw ould. He got addicted to heroin due to mediacl prescriptions, so if he was ailve, he'd be a mess.
#13
James Plant-Astrologer,Kith Richards-Zoo security,Richie Blackmore-Medieval fairy-village.....
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#14
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Dave Mustaine - Irish Bombmaker
Lars Ulrich - Prison Bitch
Kerry King - Priest



lol

I though Mustaine would be a politician. Kerry King would be Lars's slavemaster
#15
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Yngwie Malmsteen - McDonalds representative.

Eh, I'd say a chef that specialized in cheesecakes.

Shredders would probably make good typists, so work that involved typing a lot would be good for them.
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#18
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I don't knwo if Kurt Cobainw ould. He got addicted to heroin due to mediacl prescriptions, so if he was ailve, he'd be a mess.



Yeah true, probably they would all be dead anyways from similar things, cept lennon, he'd be a politician with the green party.
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lol

I though Mustaine would be a politician. Kerry King would be Lars's slavemaster


Bombmakers are politician's too! They just don't ever get ignored. Lar's goes to see the preist for just those kind of visits....

Jimmy Page IS a cult leader. Didn't you hear about those churches he bought, which burned down weeks later?
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#20
Ive always wondered what would Steven Tyler be if he wasnt a frontman.
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#21
Jim Morrison - poet laureate of isolated hippy commune
Slash - Im pretty sure he'd cease to exist altogether

Axl Rose -
#24
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Well, the guys from my favorite band, Model Engine, didn't make it.

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#25
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Dave Mustaine - Irish Bombmaker
Lars Ulrich - Prison Bitch
Kerry King - Priest

hahhahahaha i would love to have kerry king as my priest
#26
Steven tyler had no future beyond musician of somekind.
Read walk this way, the book.
His family was all musicians, He plays something like 16 different instruments. And reputedly he's a better drummer then Kramer is anyway.
He used to be a drummer, the best in his state apparently.
So he'd be a musician or dead.
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#27
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kurt cobain-shogun to face...wait..



courtney killed him.. made it look like a suicide... he was not suicidal when he died... by the word of his closest friend he was reli quite happy... if the detectives did their job properly then they would of worked it out that is was a murder not suicide... suicide note was edited too.. some part of it isn't even in his own hand writing
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