Poll: Who would win?
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Jesus
35 55%
Satan
15 23%
I'm fat
14 22%
Voters: 64.
#1
Who do you think would win in a fight, Jesur or Satan?

Jesus has Rays of Love and resurrection.

Satan has fireballs, huge horns and hoofs, iron teeth, and death metal.

Feel free to add any more super abilities to the list, but for me the answer is obvious.
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#2
I voted Im fat just because. I can do that.
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#3
Satan, that revolutionary hero stood up to the oppressive Tyranny of God, he must have balls the size of Winston Churchill.
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#4
Quote by lateraluspiral
I voted Im fat just because. I can do that.

You never answered to my pm.
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#8
Jesus.
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#9
jesur HA

neither exist so i'm voting i'm fat (but i'm not)
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#10
jesus, even though im not a big big believer in him. in god, yes, but jesus, unsure. i think there is a satan, but i side with good. here is probably more troops with satan, but more passion with jesus.
#11
Quote by grantml02
jesur HA

neither exist so i'm voting i'm fat (but i'm not)

there is apparently some legitimate proof that Jesus, in fact, did exist.


EDIT: and Jesus would win....because satan is ugly and ugly pople are losers.
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#12
Jesus ftw.
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#15
Jesus was real but he only was a normal man or a normal man on drugs.

I voted Satan because he metal is asome.
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#16
I voted I'm fat because I'm really skinny and cause this thread suxorz.
#17
Littly Nicky

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Oh and I'm fat.
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#18
Quote by ar73m
You never answered to my pm.


Aww. Sorry. I rarely ever check for them.
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#19
Quote by lateraluspiral
Aww. Sorry. I rarely ever check for them.

Well you should now that you are alerted of its existence
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#20
Quote by ar73m
Well you should now that you are alerted of its existence


I just did. The reply was shorter than this one is.
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#21
Quote by lateraluspiral
I just did. The reply was shorter than this one is.

Well you have another one now
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#23
Quote by Joshrocker48
dude Jesus can do anything.

after all he is God

Jesus is his son, not God. And we're not discussing who can do what, we're discussing who would kick whose @$$
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#24
Quote by ar73m
Jesus is his son, not God. And we're not discussing who can do what, we're discussing who would kick whose @$$
Ever hear of the Holy Trinity? Jesus is God.
#25
Weighing in at 113 pounds, it's JESUS!!! *screams*

/south park

Nobody ever saw the episode where Jesus gets in a fight with Satan and everyone in South Park bids on who'll be the winner. And EVERYBODY votes that Satan will win except for one person. Turns out Satan was the person who bid on Jesus- so Satan lost on purpose.

I'll find it on Youtube maybe....

EDIT: 13 seconds of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFDZeSXxsg0
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#26
Satan

Just coz he's so awesome
And he reigns supreme

Oh and as said before, he has Death Metal
There is no way god can stand up to the mighty power of the sound
Of the unholy Death Metal
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#29
Quote by .smudged.
stupid thread...go play w0w

I would have, but I am at work, and I'm taking a break from the guitar.
Yeah, my job is pretty damn hard.
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#32
Quote by the_experience
there is apparently some legitimate proof that Jesus, in fact, did exist.


EDIT: and Jesus would win....because satan is ugly and ugly pople are losers.

I completely forgot about that, jesus then because he existed (maybe)
Quote by Zeppfreak170
I onece dumped a girl that I was seeing who already had a boyfriend... So anyway she put on like a stone and i dumped her telling her it was because i felt really guilty etc etc.

But really it's cos she got fat!

No fat chicks !
#34
Jesus
Call me Sean
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#35
Satan cause he has a cool "Masters Apprentices" from Opeth as a soundtrack playing at the background and Jesus has "YMCA" from Village People and he is in cop-uniform..Its obvious really...
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#36
If we're talking about the Jesus that was crusified, then Satan hands down. I mean, Jesus was a regualr guy with celestial powers, but Satan is like a single powerful entity who is immortal too.

But if we're talking holy trinity jesus here, since jesus is god, god would win because god created everything so he created satan too and woudl no doubt be able to destroy him with the snap of a finger.

OF course, this is all based of my loose knowledge of the bible, or what I think is the bible.
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#37
Well.Jesus is not God...God is the father, the son and the divine spirit in one entity...Its three faces but one substance..
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#38
satan... i dont remember the last time someone was killed by peace or a flying sandal
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#39
Jesus and Satan finally wanted to know who was better and argued about it. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a programming contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and began. They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightening strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well then, "says God "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He shutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
#40
I think Satan is more of a black metal guy than death metal, but that's just my two cents.
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