#1
i just find these shirt funny from conservative punk...the lenin one makes no sense.

https://www.merchline.com/conservativepunk/
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#2
"Capitalism - Smash the Welfare State"



That really sounds like a joke.

And the Lenin one is just anti-communist.

These would be even funnier if they weren't real.
#3
i know i know...the welfare state.
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Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#4
My friend has a shirt with a picture of Lenin that says "Party's over!"
#5
that's creative actually...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#6
The lenin one is particularly amusing... it's one of those things where it doesn't tell you any more than it actually is. Dunno the term for it.

If someone took a picture of me, wrote commie on my forehead and made it into a t shirt I wouldn't be insulted.
#8
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The lenin one is particularly amusing... it's one of those things where it doesn't tell you any more than it actually is. Dunno the term for it.

If someone took a picture of me, wrote commie on my forehead and made it into a t shirt I wouldn't be insulted.


since lenin is a damn commie...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#10
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I actually like this one.

Mainly because I hate Che Guevara T-shirts...


I concur.

Plus Guevara was a VERY BAD man.
#11
that one is good...where is that from?
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#12
why are their shirts so expensive? That's dumb.
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#13
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I concur.

Plus Guevara was a VERY BAD man.


True, I still don't understand why people idolize him so much.

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why are their shirts so expensive?


Because it's Conservative Punks?
#14
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True, I still don't understand why people idolize him so much.


That would be because the human race is so retarded it takes 40+ years to realise ANYTHING.

Every time I see someone with a Che Guevara t shirt on, I ask them whether they know he was a mass murderer. Usually people only know that he has a beard, thinkt that Che was his real name, and think that he was from Cuba. The odd intellectual among them will know that he suffered from a respiratory disease known as asthma.
#15
Conservatives suck! But they do make funny Tshirts!

Theradstarter - Lenin lead the Russian revolution when the communists took power!
#16
yeah, he did. point being?
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#17
wait, wait, wait are these shirts serious?

I was thinking I need me one of the 'Capitolism: Smash the Welfare State' ones...

they're SERIOUS?
#18
They are indeed as serious as the kids who wear them are stupid.

I had a really cool night out last night at a socialist students meeting, and we talked about human nature and religion and control, and shit.
#19
Why would they throw the Anarchy symbol into the word "Capitalism"? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wait...I take that back. The website Conservative Punk is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
#20
I don't get it... I was under the impression that most capitolists were in denial that they're capitolists, and wouldn't wear a shirt proclaiming it. I really thought it was a funny shirt, and I can't imagine who would buy and wear it seriously. I want that shirt for the irony...

Conservative Punk?
Is it just me or is that just a complete oxymoron?
#21
don't get into this argument again...some conservative punk will come in and fight you on it, but not really tell you why it is better.
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#24
Conservative Punk seems like a site for kids who listen to Epitaph exclusively but choose to "rebel" no further than that, so they stick to their parents' political party and ideology. The Capitalism shirt is really sad. Really, really sad. If it were sold from any other site I would think "Oh, that's funny- pointing out that capitalists sell kids stuff with the anarchy symbol on it. Ah, the irony". But they're serious (somehow), so it's just sad.
#26
sure...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#28
I remember this thread from a while back and thought this would be the perfect place to post my Che Geuvara/ Sid Vicious spoof t shirt

I used my dog whose name is sid

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#29
it don't work...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#30
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it don't work...


ok it shall work now

if it doesnt try the attatchments
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#31
yeah, it's good now...my friend's gf had a snake named sid. we all called him sid vicious...he ate mice...

not many people will get it though, but i like it...
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#32
Better communism shirt:

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#33
i saw a shirt that had a picture of Bush on it and said, "not my president"
#35
Yeah! thats where I seen it, on the back of a live swingin utters record. I don't really listen to fatwreck at all, or even swingin utters, but I hadn't really heard much of their shit so I got it. I heard they sounded like Youth Brigade but YB is so fu<kin better
#36
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Why would they throw the Anarchy symbol into the word "Capitalism"? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Wait...I take that back. The website Conservative Punk is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.


It was meant to be ironic... and the fact of the matter is, none of the founders of the website are overly conservative to begin with.. there are a few conservative members on the forum, but hardly anybody associated with the website is socially conservative. Even the most fiscally conservative members of the board are pretty socially libertarian.

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Conservative Punk?
Is it just me or is that just a complete oxymoron?


Bring that up on their forum if you really want to debate it... I don't feel like it, but I'm sure there are plenty of people on the site (conservatives, anarchists, socialists and liberals alike) that would tell you the many ways you're wrong.

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don't get into this argument again...some conservative punk will come in and fight you on it, but not really tell you why it is better.


That's because it's not better or worse, just different.

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Conservative Punk seems like a site for kids who listen to Epitaph exclusively but choose to "rebel" no further than that, so they stick to their parents' political party and ideology.


I frequent the site's forum and I am not conservative.. neither are my parents... and neither are half the people that post there. Not everybody that goes to that site listens to bad religion while jerking off to the American flag.

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#38
what is going on?
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Rancid are the best punk band ever.

Tim Armstrong is a songwriting genius, is a complete fashion diva and has an incredible singing voice.

He doesn't sound like Opie from family guy at all.
#39
Quote by stagasarus8
I remember this thread from a while back and thought this would be the perfect place to post my Che Geuvara/ Sid Vicious spoof t shirt

I used my dog whose name is sid

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