#1
And you will be rewarded eternal happiness.

Riddle 1:
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking.

Riddle 2:
this thing all things devours:
birds, bees, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
grinds hard stones to meal;
slays kings, ruins town,
and beats high mountain down.

Riddle 3:
it cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
it lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
it comes first and follows after,
ends life, kills laughter.
#3
#2 is water

EDIT : oh
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If UG had rep I'd give it to you.


Quote by zetaspartan2552
sounds like your mom suffers from mental retardation.


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Fender Precision Bass
Epiphone LP Special
Peavey Special 212 Guitar Amp
Cube-100 Bass Amp
Line 6 Floor Pod
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#4
Quote by purplegreendave
1: fish
2: time
3: dark

someones been reading the hobbit eh?

Exactly
#7
Quote by DaveMustaine08
Quote by puppetmaster917
I think white people are better than black people.
While this statement is kinda racist and straightforward, it does have many FACTS to back it up lolz.

#12
i have a riddle:

im hard yet soft,
im coloured yet clear,
i'm sweet, i'm fruity, i'm jelly,

what am i?


straight from little britain i know, but lol all the same
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#15
answer me this...


What do I have in my pocket?

HINT: It's small and I don't have much use for it...
Proud Owner of a Fender Jazz 24 V

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Things to come:
Carvin or Trace-elliot rig
EBS Valvedrive (Newest edition )
#16
^Your penis?
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#17
Quote by Funkbass796
answer me this...


What do I have in my pocket?

HINT: It's small and I don't have much use for it...

Your penis?

EDIT:

beaten to it.
Dickless.
#18
"Riddle 1:
alive without breath,
as cold as death;
never thirsty, ever drinking,
all in mail never clinking."

This is blatantly a World of Warcraft addict

oh yeah and this one

"Riddle 2:
this thing all things devours:
birds, bees, trees, flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
grinds hard stones to meal;
slays kings, ruins town,
and beats high mountain down."

Is obviously chuck norris
#19
Quote by purplegreendave
1: fish
2: time
3: dark

someones been reading the hobbit eh?



exactly what i was thinking.