anyone know any simple grifts?

i'm a little short this month.
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You seem like the type who would mug an old lady, so why not do that?
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1. grift

To steal something. Possibly a combination of gank and shifty. Only the most talented hobos can pull the grift off.

"Dan grifted my cookie...and apparently my wallet as well."

2. Grift

the art of grifting. Taking something that does not belong to you

"Taking Amy away from Joe is such a grift move."

Thanks i was just about to ask what a grift is

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Don't actually. Try to mug a hobo and then get your ass kicked hobo-fu style.

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i thought your post said grits. i <3 grits.
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grifts dont work

You're mistaking grifts with black people.


EDIT: Woah, what, 4 year old thread?
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I don't think grifts is gonna help you become taller, buddy.
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