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LAWL

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EDIT: I cant make a link because the new FF is gay.
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Quote by basssoldier
when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

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POOP
#2
Needs to be a link because I'm sure I speak for a lot when I say I'm too lazy to copy and paste.

Edit: Oh I see. *leaves thread*
SPACE FOR RENT
#4
Old, but marginally entertaining.
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I love you, Muphin. You have great taste in music.

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Muphin > You

The Cooperation
#6
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i love my mum in a way.
but sometimes
i wish she would die.
i pray.
i pray, everyday

lol

EDIT: this has to be the best one...


I am a twenty-year-old woman but if you wish to label me I could be considered a “She-Male” as I have both reproductive organs. I have dealt with this most my life and tried to have operations to remove the penis yet my parents are heavily religious and tell me that this is the way God made me and I have to live with that.

I have moved on with my life and I am not surprisingly still a virgin, with no man or woman ever touching me in the ways I long for, so in a immature and frankly disgusting manner, last Halloween I dressed as a kangaroo and told the Trick or Treaters to feel inside my pouch for there treats…needless to say I did have candy in the pouch but I was also naked.

Feeling the little boys and girls and even sometimes teenagers or mothers and fathers poke around for some candy pressing against my organs made me feel liberated and yet disgusted.

To this day I do not fully understand why I did this but it feels good to let it out.

I hope nobody reads this who remembers the Kangaroo girl…
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Quote by basssoldier
when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

Last.fm
POOP
#8
Quote by dementedpuppy
8


i love my mum in a way.
but sometimes
i wish she would die.
i pray.
i pray, everyday

lol

EDIT: this has to be the best one...


I am a twenty-year-old woman but if you wish to label me I could be considered a “She-Male” as I have both reproductive organs. I have dealt with this most my life and tried to have operations to remove the penis yet my parents are heavily religious and tell me that this is the way God made me and I have to live with that.

I have moved on with my life and I am not surprisingly still a virgin, with no man or woman ever touching me in the ways I long for, so in a immature and frankly disgusting manner, last Halloween I dressed as a kangaroo and told the Trick or Treaters to feel inside my pouch for there treats…needless to say I did have candy in the pouch but I was also naked.

Feeling the little boys and girls and even sometimes teenagers or mothers and fathers poke around for some candy pressing against my organs made me feel liberated and yet disgusted.

To this day I do not fully understand why I did this but it feels good to let it out.

I hope nobody reads this who remembers the Kangaroo girl…


kangaroo girl. Lol. That would make a great username.
#9
Dude, there's already a thread on this. Look up random confessions.
Get off my lawn.
#11
Quote by dementedpuppy
8


i love my mum in a way.
but sometimes
i wish she would die.
i pray.
i pray, everyday

lol

EDIT: this has to be the best one...


I am a twenty-year-old woman but if you wish to label me I could be considered a “She-Male” as I have both reproductive organs. I have dealt with this most my life and tried to have operations to remove the penis yet my parents are heavily religious and tell me that this is the way God made me and I have to live with that.

I have moved on with my life and I am not surprisingly still a virgin, with no man or woman ever touching me in the ways I long for, so in a immature and frankly disgusting manner, last Halloween I dressed as a kangaroo and told the Trick or Treaters to feel inside my pouch for there treats…needless to say I did have candy in the pouch but I was also naked.

Feeling the little boys and girls and even sometimes teenagers or mothers and fathers poke around for some candy pressing against my organs made me feel liberated and yet disgusted.

To this day I do not fully understand why I did this but it feels good to let it out.

I hope nobody reads this who remembers the Kangaroo girl…



Single greatest story I have ever read. I must have laughed for a good 5 minutes.
#12
ROFL!!! this ones hilarious

i saved myself for marriage. and sex sucks.
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#13
sometimes i want to kill my girlfriend so i can have sex with other people and she can't. it would also give me the chance to experiment with, my biggest fantasy, anal necrophilia for a couple of days.


I have sex with my sister all the time. The thing is she doesnt know. I stole some drugs from the hospital I work at and I sedate her in her sleep. She knows something is going on though. I have cummed in her numerous times. I just f@cked her a little while ago. Anal it was great, I love the feeling of a my penis going limp inside her ass while cum oozes around and out it. I like to lie on top of her naked and exhausted for a while. I dont know if i should just ask her to have sex or not. I mean come on it is my sister?



...
Last edited by kirbyrocknroll at Jan 21, 2007,
#14
omg...
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#16
871711360 Sometimes I fantasize my girlfriend would wear a strap on and **** me in the asshole and make me her bitch. I'm too afraid of what she'll say if I ask her.

627965734 I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.

959070808 I never take my shirt off in pools because it is ridden with acne. I cry myself to sleep just thinking about it and I use to try and peel off my skin with a knife.
#18
=O some of this stuff is just creepy...


im 32 and would love to have sex with a 70, 80 or 90 year old.
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#19
Yeah this site is always fun.
487536391 i can't remember the last time i brushed my teeth
Ew.
I'm 16 & i love the look of anarexics. I want to be one & i will be because i have strong willpower. Ive been starving myself for four days and have lost 6 pounds. I want to prove to my mum i can have control. shes a bitch. Shes so nasty. Im going to be the skinniest person were i live.
Double Ew.
Last edited by Archaon at Jan 21, 2007,
#21
read like til the fourth page... thiers some sig worthy stuff in thier and some depressing and some i think peeps just put on thier for giggles
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#22
I can hold 4 donuts on my erect penis, plus one jelly-filled donut on the tip.
It feels amazing, I suggest you try it. (Just pick out the pubes before you place them back in the box.)

Holy crap
#24
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Yes, I've known about this site for more than a year now.

My favorite one is: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror and it blew my mind."


That's an Adam Sandler quote.
MG Free At Last
#25
i posted on there once, but my confession never showed up...






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#26
ok this story of mine is mega weird. it shocks even me. ok so was about 11/12 when i got bored during the night. i looked out of my window which looks onto another house about 15 meters away and i could see right into there window. i saw this guy in there who was just moving boxes and stuff. i dont know y but i turned off my lights and got naked and just stared at him. i then done some weird kind of dance which made me go hard. then his woman friend walked in and i started to hump the bed watching them just moving stuff about. i then done my weirdo dance again but they looked over at my window and straight at me, i was completely naked looking right at them dancing! i jumped as fast as i could out of the way of the window thinking **** **** **** they saw me. i looked at there window 10 mins later and all the lights were off and they had gone. i now see them everyday as i go outside or at the shop. they give me weird looks and i just wonder what they thought. a small boy completely naked looting at them with a hard on.......ok freak...

#27
Quote by magicninja_
when i was about 5 i offered my mum a crisp, and she went to take one, but the packet was empty. i thought i'd be really funny but i've felt guilty for the past 15 years

out of all the sick shit on there I dunno why this one made me laugh so hard.

That made me ROFL!
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i saved myself for marriage. and sex sucks.

haha
Quote by CoreysMonster
I doubt people have fought holy wars and killed millions of people in the name of the Beatles, either. So, yeah, Jesus probably was bigger than them.
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i was hoping for child porn.
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when i was about 5 i offered my mum a crisp, and she went to take one, but the packet was empty. i thought i'd be really funny but i've felt guilty for the past 15 years




Overreaction much?


EDIT:

My husband says that I am special, but I am not. I feel like a heaping steaming pile of runny shit on a grating, black-tar shingle on an icy morning with frost on it. I am in total despair and I feel like I can not talk to him about it because it is not fair to him, which means I can not talk to anyone about it and I am completely alone. Everything I feel can easily be labeled "selfish" but I feel it - so everything I feel is selfish and I am not allowed to feel anything. **** this. I've been hitting myself and it feels really good. I surprised myself when I smacked myself in the face the first time, but I've done it many times since then and it always feels good. It feels good to finally treat myself the way I want and deserve to be treated - like SHIT. **** my face, **** my body, **** my words, my lies, my truths, my faith, **** all of everything that I am. I want to beat the ever loving shit out of myself. I want to hit myself until I swell and bruise and bleed because I deserve every blow.


Holy hell, that one is depressing.
Last edited by Paradox321 at Jan 21, 2007,
#31
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

EDIT(this ones really screwed up):
When I was 14, my 11 year-old sister had a friend spend the night. My parents went out for the evening, leaving me in charge. About 9:00 that night the girls decided to take a bath. After about 20 minutes, I knocked on the door and told them to hurry up 'cause I had to pee. My sister said it was alright if I came in there and peed while they were in the tub. I went in, and pulled my dick out, but they were watching, and that made my **** get hard. They both asked if they could see it, and I said if they looked at it, they had to touch it. They both agreed, and touched it for a couple of minutes. They then got out of the bathtub, and went to her room. They called me in there about 5 minutes later, and were both laying naked on the bed. My sister asked "Who's pussy is the prettiest?" I said I couldn't tell by looking, I would have to taste them both. They both spread their legs and let me lick their pussys. I said I wanted to **** my sister's friend, and she said okay. I pulled down my pants, and got between Connie's legs. I rubbed my hard **** up and down her gash a couple of times, and got ready to slide it in her wet hole. My sister said she wanted to watch it up close and got on the floor behind us. Then she reached up and grabbed my **** and slid it into Connie's hole. I slid in to my balls, and started to cum. I pulled it back out and shot my cum all over her pussy. I asked if I could **** her again later, but they both said no. Now I think about that sometimes when I jack off.
Last edited by smitherson at Jan 21, 2007,
#32
Quote by smitherson
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

EDIT(this ones really screwed up):
When I was 14, my 11 year-old sister had a friend spend the night. My parents went out for the evening, leaving me in charge. About 9:00 that night the girls decided to take a bath. After about 20 minutes, I knocked on the door and told them to hurry up 'cause I had to pee. My sister said it was alright if I came in there and peed while they were in the tub. I went in, and pulled my dick out, but they were watching, and that made my **** get hard. They both asked if they could see it, and I said if they looked at it, they had to touch it. They both agreed, and touched it for a couple of minutes. They then got out of the bathtub, and went to her room. They called me in there about 5 minutes later, and were both laying naked on the bed. My sister asked "Who's pussy is the prettiest?" I said I couldn't tell by looking, I would have to taste them both. They both spread their legs and let me lick their pussys. I said I wanted to **** my sister's friend, and she said okay. I pulled down my pants, and got between Connie's legs. I rubbed my hard **** up and down her gash a couple of times, and got ready to slide it in her wet hole. My sister said she wanted to watch it up close and got on the floor behind us. Then she reached up and grabbed my **** and slid it into Connie's hole. I slid in to my balls, and started to cum. I pulled it back out and shot my cum all over her pussy. I asked if I could **** her again later, but they both said no. Now I think about that sometimes when I jack off.


1st one, Goonies much?
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Quote by basssoldier
when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

Last.fm
POOP
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684349453 I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
#35
sometimes when i'm alone in my house...i'll get so excited that i have to crap..so instead of going to the bathroom, i'll just squeeze it out and shit right in my pants..ahhh what a mess...but it's worth it

. . .
I prefer masturbation to sex. It's easier.


i think that sally struthers is really hot


Whenever I see a prety girl in a club I just want to engage her in a dance-war and completely humiliate her in front of all her friends. I wish I could stop doing this - I truly want to be loved - but I cannot feel respect for a woman who cannot dance.

I once ****ed my friedns boyfriend in the school washroom while she was outside.
I once peed in my brothers room beacuse he pissed me off... (no pun inteded) Everytime Im high or drunk I cani say no
I can never say no
I made out and finger a friend of mine... im a chick
I started my best friend on weed
I often want to hurt people
i only want to be loved
I Offten want to die or get hurt so people will feel sorry for me
After I say american pie.. I put some pi in my pussy.. then my bf eat it out.. unknowenly
Im paroniod.... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

I like reading about sex on this site. I wank to it.

15 female, by the way. About to be a sophomore in high school.

I work in small company and I have strong urges every five minutes to get up and do the robot dance. Know one knows that I am Robot. One day they will find my true identity. I am a ROBOT. Oh, I'm also obsessed with Sharks.
Interesting. . .
My mother is a fundie. I haven't figured out how to tell her that I love gays and I'm pretty sure that Jesus does too.
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Quote by xDie_Romanticx
ok good. i feel better now. they cant track you or anything right?

Yes actually they can. Your IP is recorded and everything. People can easily find out who said what.

In fact, I'm gonna find out what you posted.

Just kidding. Stop being paranoid.
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my blind friend wanted me to hook him up with a girl and as a joke i got a gay guy to act as a girl. they've been dating for 3 months now. i don't know if i should tell him or not.


=P
BRIGHT LIGHTS PUT ME IN A TRANCE.
but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#39
My favs...


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When I was little I used to stick legos in my butt.


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i got roadhead last night. i want to have it again.

What's roadhead?


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I wish I had a huge penis like a horse


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I love popping my pimples. I'm so satisfied if an especially long/large thing of pus comes out. It's so gross, but I'm so triumphant. No pimple can beat me


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my brothers step-son is 16. I'm 36. We've been secretly having sex for over a year.I adore him.

my daughter is 14. they will probably fall in love to punish me....if he and I dont get caught first. then I'll just go to jail and my daughter will hate me for being so sick.


Yeah...not good...


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to all the women who "just want a boyfriend"...

I don't care if you're fat and ugly or hot as hell. There's one surefire way to get a nice, loving man in your life:

Give up your pussy to us and we'll do anything - even pretend that we love you for your mind and heart.
Duke Ellington - If it sounds good, it is good.
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I think that my boyfriend has probably ruined me for other guys, if we ever break up. I'm only 15 but I've already decided that I could never be with a guy who wasn't into bondage, or being dominated, or dominating me. I think it'd be really awkward to ask any other guy how he'd feel about getting ****ed up the ass, or forcing me to suck his ****. But my man, he knows what I like.


lawl
A/S/L?
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