#1
Ok... so. Last night I'm watching this commedian. He's pretty old and he was easiliest the funniest commedian I had ever seen. He started talking about how kids are dying these days and then he started talking about wacking it. He said that over 1000 kids pass away each year by trying to make the circulation to your head cut off right when your spilling your load. He said that the timing had to be perfect but if it was it was 500 times better than usuall. But, if the timing isn't right it can kill you. (this isn't a joke.) Has anybody else heard about this?
#2
yes, its absoluety true. they're alot of cases of people haning themselves accidently trying to achieve this kinda thing.


....I personally call it a "noose-job"
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#3
i thought this thread was about a piece of meat attached to a string dragging on the ground behind you...............
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#5
It is true, I don't how many people die each year though, that's probably speculative...by the way, it's "easily" the funniest comedian not "easiliest"! HA! Good one though!
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#6
it's called "auto-erotic asphyxiation"
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#9
damn...thats...weird
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#11
Ummmm, WTF?

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#13
That is ****ing crazy.
"Hmmm. Today i think i will nearly kill myself in order to reach a maximum satisfying level of sexual pleasure"
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#17
I think you were watching George Carlin. I seem to remember watching him talk about that. Carlin is a member of the Holy Trinity of stand-up, along with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
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#18
Wasn't there a thread about this a week or so ago?
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I think you were watching George Carlin. I seem to remember watching him talk about that. Carlin is a member of the Holy Trinity of stand-up, along with Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.


YEAH!!! thats the guy!
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thanks for that. Maybe read the whole thread next time? kthxbi
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