#1
Alright, what is the most noobish question youve ever heard.... um... read here on UG?

Here are a couple of mine:
And these are actually my questions.

How did this whole buttsecks thing start?
What the hell does ftw mean?
How do you grow a beard?

I feel stupid cuz I had joined when most of this started, but I didn't start posting in the forums until very recently.

When you post yours, they don't have to be your own questions, but they can be. Let hilarity ensue. Let's hope.
#4
Mine is probably that troll that had a couple of pages going cause he apparently didn't know what masturbating was,,,,,, that wasn't even funny,,,,,,,just sad
#5
for the win. never woulda guessed. beard- i guess i could try not shaving for a while. buttsecks doent surprise me. i read a post someone put talking about the guy who started it getting back from a ban for something else. is there actually a beard thread? cuz i was just kidding about that one. wow. thats odd.
#7
"What is the most noobish question youve ever heard.... um... read here on UG?"
#10
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#13
"How Can I be protomted from N00b"


Wahappens reply was something like
"you are now a n00b forever"
#14
^Hahahah
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#16
Where did the 'charging mah lazors' thing start?

(btw - please answer)
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#17
Lol at, "How do I grow a beard."
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#18
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Where did the 'charging mah lazors' thing start?

(btw - please answer)


No idea, I still find it funny for some reason though.
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#19
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Where did the 'charging mah lazors' thing start?

(btw - please answer)


4chan, they make most meme's.
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#20
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"How Can I be protomted from N00b"


Wahappens reply was something like
"you are now a n00b forever"

I seen that happen. 'Twas amusing for a while.
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#22
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"How Can I be protomted from N00b"


Wahappens reply was something like
"you are now a n00b forever"


...that was me....(crying...)
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