SHOWERED! I have you guys beat I think
Quote by BearWithAGun
I've only known one man to use such a gun, and I believe I've killed him two times
Opened up a photobucket account. What was I thinking?
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Quote by Paul Brannigan
Pie is like bread, but just with more pie in it
Quote by pyrochris
SHOWERED! I have you guys beat I think
Already said that.
Quote by sashki
I was born while I was naked.

My parents were all liek WHOA!

Quote by alexlemon2
Compared penis sizes with various members of UG.
Mine was still bigger.
answered the front door. well half naked, but my penis was sticking out through a hole in my boxers. needless to say the postman was shocked. what was scary was he just smilied. the slow look down is terrible though. i have a disturbing amount of similar occurances.
Quote by RustyGold
the craziest thing i did was i humiliated a giant in high school in english class and got beat up afterwards

How the hell do you humiliate someone else while being naked during english class