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#1
So, I just found out today...

...I'm gonna be a daddy!

My girlfriend is 5 weeks along! I'm so excited! I just thought I'd share that with you all!
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congrats
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you better get married, or the lord will frown upon your bastard child.


just kidding.
name it Neo.
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Congrats dude.
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#9
Good Job.

Be a good daddy and teach your boy/girl what good music is, it's up to us to make sure the next generations listens to good music.
#10
Take your girlfriend into a circle pit when she's a bit father a long, then your child will be born playing a guitar.
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Good deal.
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#16
Congrats man. That's awesome.

I would suggest naming him Thor. Nothing is cooler than Thor. Plus, you can give him a hammer, and teach him how to strike down his enemies.
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Congrats, I hope

As a 24 year-old father of two (16 when my first daughter was conceived), I offer my ears and advice if you want another young father to talk to.
#20
Thank you all for the congrats!
As for a name, we've decided that if it's a girl, we're going to name her Aries, like the zodiac sign, because all the girls in my girlfriend's family are Aries's.

I would suggest naming him Thor. Nothing is cooler than Thor. Plus, you can give him a hammer, and teach him how to strike down his enemies


We had actually considered that. Or, perhaps Odin.

You going to... you know... marry?


Of course. We had always planned to marry and have some children, just not this soon, haha.

Be a good daddy and teach your boy/girl what good music is, it's up to us to make sure the next generations listens to good music

Take your girlfriend into a circle pit when she's a bit father a long, then your child will be born playing a guitar.


That kid is gonna grow up listening to Amon Amarth and Opeth, so no worries.

congratulations mate

whats your surname? i'm sure the pit-goers can think of a cool metal name for your child


just kidding

congrats


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#21
****ing awesome dude, im happy for you.

Hope its a healthy baby, in 9 months...
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#22
Congratulations mate!

May I suggest Joe as a name?

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Is that pronounced the same as burrows?
If say you should call your kid Mole...or Badger.
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Ouch.
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Remember to post a follow-up thread letting us know how it tasted...

Just kidding. Congrats, man! Hope everything goes well.
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#25
jesus your about the same age as me, i couldnt cope with a kid at this age

congrats mate
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Congratulations, Aries is a cool name.

Though, I s'pose you'll have to stop being a Viking porn king.

Put some pics up when she (or he) is born.
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#29
Please later on make a thread asking us to give it a name if you're stuck for ideas. We're all very creative : D
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Oh yes. I remember the thread where some girl was asking UG for baby names. Optimus Prime and Widget seemed to be very populer.

I can still be a Viking porn king! The Viking part isn't going away, and I can still work at Pleasure World for the 9 months, or even for a couple of years.
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Oh yes. I remember the thread where some girl was asking UG for baby names. Optimus Prime and Widget seemed to be very populer.

I can still be a Viking porn king! The Viking part isn't going away, and I can still work at Pleasure World for the 9 months, or even for a couple of years.


whats wrong with optimus prime
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#32
Wow man...good job.


I would flip a shit if my girl was prego. Im a few months older than you (march) and I cant imagine myself as a parent. It costs way to much and I dont think I would be able to do half of what im planning on doing in life.
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That kid is gonna grow up listening to Amon Amarth and Opeth, so no worries.

I can just imagine the kid's face as he or she's listening to Amon Amarth and watching his father scream along with the lyrics while wearing a viking helment and wielding a broadsword or battleaxe.

And then the mother walks in and makes everything a little more awkward.

Good stuff, and congrats.
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That kid is gonna grow up listening to Amon Amarth and Opeth, so no worries.




Congrats.
#35
I'm not too worried about my age. My drummer is only a month older than I am and he's already married and has a baby girl.
The only things I'm worried about right now are getting prepared enough and my girlfriend's health.
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can just imagine the kid's face as he or she's listening to Amon Amarth and watching his father scream along with the lyrics while wearing a viking helment and wielding a broadsword or battleaxe.

And then the mother walks in and makes everything a little more awkward.

Good stuff, and congrats.


It'll probably be me walking in on the mother.

EDIT:
Congratulations, though if I was in your situation, I'd shit my pants

I kinda have to pee. :/
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I'm not too worried about my age. My drummer is only a month older than I am and he's already married and has a baby girl.
The only things I'm worried about right now are getting prepared enough and my girlfriend's health.



Definitly, watch her health for sure. Keep her active and healthy. I wouldnt mind being a young dad, but I just want to be able to fully support myself before I try to support my girl and a kid. Just me though, I live in california and its ****ing expensive in my area, and I want to finish school.
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Yeah, it's starting to get a little expensive around here. But I think we'll be okay.
Bummer for my girlfriend. She has to give up caffeine and she's a huge coffee fiend.
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Yeah, it's starting to get a little expensive around here. But I think we'll be okay.
Bummer for my girlfriend. She has to give up caffeine and she's a huge coffee fiend.



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