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#1
...actually try to suck your own dicks??

they reference it in movies, you guys talk about it on here, i discussed it with my one friend last night...i want to know if it's all a big joke!!!!
#3
i know i would... >_>
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#5
Jesus... No one can be that flexible
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#6
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i know i would... >_>


Somehow I think the fun of it would be taken away from it if you were male...
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#7
I attempted once but I was intercepted by my belly. I dont think that it would be pleasant anyway.. I'm like a cow, I prefer a woman's touch.
#8
People actually can, its called self-sucking.


And you really bug me with all your gay stuff. Every other thing is about being gay.
#9
I had to unbuckle my belt with my teeth so I pr'lly could do that never tried.
#11
Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. ****ing pervert."

Great movie
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#12
i'm a girl...so it was totally NOT a gay question! read the sig!!!!

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Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. ****ing pervert."

Great movie


you know what, that's the movie i watched last night. it's part of why i posted this thread!!!!
#13
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what a f**, a post about this, i think ug should descriminate against gays

people have tryed and failed

eg. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=483607
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#14
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i'm a girl...so it was totally NOT a gay question! read the sig!!!!


you know what, that's the movie i watched last night. it's part of why i posted this thread!!!!

Meh...I don't believe you anymore
#15
Quote by Downfall929
Dante: "I can never reach."
Randal: "Reach what?"
Dante: "You know."
Randal: "What, your dick?"
Dante: "Yeah, like you said, I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime."
Randal: "I never tried it. ****ing pervert."

Great movie


I want to watch that again now..but Prison Break is on!
#16
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what a f**, a post about this, i think ug should descriminate against gays


Or maybe an age restriction to keep little boys out.
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#17
I tried it, I made it, and it was awesome.
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#18
Its not possible (without breaking your ribs of course - grabs hammer)
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#19
Who'd suck there own dick? Ugh!...You'll get genital warts around your mouth and then the doctor will think you sucked some filthy old tramp willy in an alley...Ugh...
#21
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Jesus... No one can be that flexible



Didn't Marylin Manson have some of his ribs surgically removed so he could?
Atleast I heard that rumor.
But I don't know why it'd matter, he was dating Vita Von Tesse and she's been around the block a few times I'm sure...
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#22
ive never tried.

i know from stretching in gym class and such that i couldnt even if i wanted to.
#23
^Hmm i think the mansom thing was a rumour.

Maybe if you had a massive wang you could do it
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#24
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i haven't tried... ...i'll get back to you on that...


You do.
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#26
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I tried it, I made it, and it was awesome.


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#27
i dont think i can, never tried
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#28
I've tried. I got it in once, and then my back gave out. Haven't tried since, not worth the effort.
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#29
to be honest i don't think it would be all that satisfying blowing yourself anyways. I mean, would shoot the muck in ur mouth ffs??
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#30
My mate James is TOTALLY double-jointed.
I mean everywhere! (yep, even there i think...His girlfriend told me...i was horrified).
So yeah, i guess he can probably give himself head. If he can put his legs behind his ears or tie himself into a knot., then yeah, he can.
#31
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no, i masterbate...that's different...


I think he meant "You do try that", as opposed to "you do eat yourself out."
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#32
so i tried and i was bending really hard tryin to get it in there and POW my back gives out...i break three ribs my c0ck laps me in the forehead and goes in my eye ball...now im blind in that eye. its terrible when ppl ask how it happened.
#33
If I could do that I would never leave the house
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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#35
My friend has *supposedly* done it.
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#36
even if i could i think it would just be ****ing weird. also, what if someone walked in on you sucking your own dick? is there any amount of bubble wrap you can give to a person to make them forget something like that?
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#37
I wish I could suck my own dick. My fat stomach gets in the way.


And oh yeah. It wouldn't be gay. You masterbate with your own hand, don't you? That doesn't make you gay.
#38
There are so many sexually insecure people on UG it's fantastic.
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#39
i think most people would feel way too gay trying to do that. i mean playing with yourself is one thing, but putting a dick in your mouth is very questionable for someones sexuality. unless you're a girl, anyway. I doubt most people could bend that far down anyway. Why would someone try to do that anyway unless they are very lonely.......
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#40
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It wouldn't be gay. You masterbate with your own hand, don't you? That doesn't make you gay.


But if someone asked you if you ever smoked a pole you wouldn't be able to say no
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